Would you date someone half your age

[Dr Evil]

[quote="fat cherry"]so, what do you think he sings to em while he's on the job? nothing ever lasts forever? c-c-c-c-cucumber? my life's the disease? or a quick burst of 'what if we are' in their shell-like just has he reaches the vinegar point? and obviously theres the line in killing moon.

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No, singing at the same time would probably be difficult. Though I have never tried singing, or the other thing. But as a mating display, singing seems to be a very efficient way of attracting a mate-a great voice reflects reproductive fitness in either a male or female.

[kook]

a great voice reflects reproductive fitness in either a male or female.

I think David Attenborough was actually talking about cockatoos when he said that.

[Kounelaki]

:lol: I think David Attenborough was actually talking about cockatoos when he said that.

[Lancashire Fusileer]

I can vouch for two young ladies (20 & 21 at the time) who said that when they first saw Mac they were so excited, they " wanted to wee" . Disgahstin...

[fat cherry]

and - getting hypothetical here - if he'd have been working in a burger van outside anfield would they have said the same?

[Lancashire Fusileer]

and - getting hypothetical here - if he'd have been working in a burger van outside anfield would they have said the same?

Maybe after they'd had one of Mac's burgers. Disgahstin'

[black francis]

I'm embarrassed to admit this (we're all friends here right?) but I read a groupie "account" of her affair with Mac. However none of it rang true for me. She said HE kept calling her and she was ignoring his calls and that he asked her why she was "dissing" him. If Mac actually uses the term "dissing" then I will sell my Bunnymen collection and leave this place forever. Plus any single (or married) female members fans who wouldn't return a call from Mac? Especially Mac from about 10 years ago?

[kook]

Where did you read that, BF?

[black francis]

It was one of those groupie websites, like groupiecentral.com or something like that. I saw a news item on TV about groupies so I checked it out. Supposedly the guitarist from Blur hits women. They had cock sizes, who treated women well and who was a physical threat. So being curious I looked up Mac, Glenn Danzig and whoever else I was into back in the mid to late 90's.

[withahip]

It was one of those groupie websites, like bigmac.com or something like that.

[black francis]

You would know. The story was signed "withahip"

[Dr Evil]

This thread is becoming highly amusing. Any more stories?

[moses (2)]

they say that to find the perfect age for a wife you half your age and add 7

so I am 40 therefore I should be dating or be married to someone who is 27

There is no fucking way I would have anything in common with a 27 year old female

she would occupy a world that is completely different to me and I would not be interested in the world she occupies no matter how hot she was

For a start she would be only going though her first recession ..

to her the 80s is roughly the amount of cash she spends on a hair do

anyway I am perfecly happy with my mid 30s wife -- women over 30 are the best -- they are seasoned and understand the complications of life ..

[withahip]

anyway I am perfecly happy with my mid 30s wife -- women over 30 are the best -- they are seasoned ..

Like spicy chicken?

Seriously, do not tell a woman she is seasoned and expect her to appreciate it.

Though I have not used the term, once, while Neil Diamond was on the jukebox, I told a seasoned woman my mother also like Neil Diamond. I was asked to leave the establishment.

[kook]

I don't know if all women are that sensitive and wish they were 25 again, or really take to heart what some bloke in a pub says to them, WAH.
I certainly don't.