TO to teh Bills

by **withahip** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:30 pm

I don't believe it. Owens is coming to the Bills. One year contract.

Cue circus music.

by **JackT** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:36 pm

oh lord

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by **withahip** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:40 pm

We are a small town. We cannot support his ego.

The Dallas Cowboys' controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field.

VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.'s best friends and publicists -- Monique Jackson and Kita Williams -- will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as "matchmakers and therapists" for Owens.

Owens, who caught 69 passes for 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns this season, was prominently featured on HBO's "Hard Knocks" that tracked the Cowboys in training camp last year.

by **black francis** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:51 pm

Yeah but Buffalo's coach isn't a little bitch like Wade Phillips. TO won't get away with half the shit he pulled in Dallas.

by **withahip** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:07 pm

black francis wrote:Yeah but Buffalo's coach isn't a little bitch like Wade Phillips. TO won't get away with half the shit he pulled in Dallas.

Are you kidding? I dunno. Have you heard about RB Lynch?

by **black francis** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:32 am

No coach is as pussy as Wade Phillips. Nobody.

by **Dr Cheese** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:47 am

Why do you speak in tongues? What the hell are you on about? Do I really care?
Quick now, I need answers.

by **withahip** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:18 am

Dr Cheese wrote: Do I really care?
Quick now, I need answers.

No, it is about more than simply kicking a ball.

:lol:

After Owens left the San Francisco 49ers in 2003, he insinuated in an interview with Playboy magazine that his then-quarterback, Jeff Garcia, was homosexual.

As a Philadelphia Eagle, Owens made headlines for coming back to play in Super Bowl XXX after suffering a severely sprained ankle and a fractured fibula weeks earlier. The following season, he voiced his displeasure with QB Donovan McNabb and Eagles management, which led to a four-game suspension without pay and his eventual deactivitation from the team.

In September 2006, police responded to Owens' home after his publicist found the wide receiver unresponsive with an empty bottle of painkillers. Owens refuted reports that it was a suicide attempt and claimed a combination of painkillers and supplements made him groggy.

This past season, Owens was reportedly jealous of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's relationship with tight end Jason Witten. According to published reports, Owens believed Romo and Witten held private meetings and created plays without including him.

by **black francis** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:13 pm

For a gay man, Jeff Garcia is doing alright.

by **withahip** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:55 am

black francis wrote:For a gay man, Jeff Garcia is doing alright.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

by **withahip** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:09 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okhiJjuefPw&eurl[/youtube]

by **withahip** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:40 pm

Trent Edwards' seven stages of T.O.:

1. "Man, he's good. What a specimen."

2. "I'm going down in history with this guy."

3. "He sure seems to drop a lot of balls."

4. "Was that T.O. talking behind my back?"

5. "Now he's ripping me to my face."

6. "Didn't you hear me? I'm done talking about this guy."

7. "Make a decision: Either he goes, or I go."

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