The good stuff never happens to me

[black francis]

KARACHI: Karachi police have registered a case against three unidentified women who allegedly kidnapped a man and raped him over four consecutive days and then threw him near Qayyumabad River in an unconscious state. The case has been registered on a complaint by the victim, identified only as Khalil (23) – who recently arrived in Karachi from Rahimyar Khan and works as a waiter at a restaurant in Neelum Colony, Clifton.

On the night of January 27, an identified man ordered Khalil to deliver food to women sitting in a car parked outside the restaurant where he works. “After giving me the order, the man went towards the car. I took the order to the car where the women – two of whom were young and the third was middle-aged – told me that they had recently shifted to the area,” said Khalil. He said the women asked him to deliver food to their house every day, and he agreed. “They asked me to go along with them in the car ... they said they wanted to show me where their house was.” Khalil said the women gave him a ‘glazed sweet’ and once they got to the house, “they gave me milk that had some drug mixed in it ... I fell unconscious after drinking it”.

Khalil said when he gained consciousness, he found that the women had undressed him, “and they were forcing themselves onto me”. ASP Asad Raza said the women assaulted Khalil sexually for the next four days, and then threw him near Qayyumabad River. Khalil managed to stop a passing motorist – who took him to Civil Hospital. “His condition is really bad ... his genitals are bleeding and he cannot walk properly,” said Raza.

[Dr Cheese]

... his genitals are bleeding and he cannot walk properly,”

[black francis]

That's a typical Wednesday night for a stallion like Dr. Cheese.

[Dr Cheese]

Damn straight.

[black francis]

My genitals haven't bled since the day I discovered masturbation.

[Dr Evil]

My genitals haven't bled since the day I discovered masturbation.

My hand has though.

[Frank The Bunny]

My hand has though.

you hand started bleeding the day black francis discovered masturbation? That sounds sort of...biblical

[black francis]

I think it's all there in Revelations

[Dr Evil]

Perhaps inbreeding in the region is reinforcing certain androgenic characteristics, such as high testosterone and sexual coercion, even in the females.