by Mr. Brian » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:12 am
They must be in their super secret fly-under-the-radar mode as opposed to the strike-the-iron-while-hot mode that seems to work for other bands. Sneaky, very sneaky!
As usual there is a Seinfeld moment for all occasions. Perhaps they should do the opposite of their instincts...
George : Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong.
( A waitress comes up to George)
Waitress : Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.
George : Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.