Global Warming My Ass

[Dr Evil]

I am fed up with the tree huggers. People need to understand that nature is all about the survival of the fittest.

uuuugh.

[black francis]

withahip would hit that and often.

[withahip]

withahip would hit that and often.

You now! I never pass up a Bic Mac!

[black francis]

Well at least she isn't wearing sweats. When a lady does that it means she's given up on life. Specifically the sweats with elastic at the bottom of the legs.

[Frank The Bunny]

Well at least she isn't wearing sweats. When a lady does that it means she's given up on life. Specifically the sweats with elastic at the bottom of the legs.

sweats = easy access.

Now, excuse me... but suddenly, I have the urge to go hoggin'

from Wikipedia:

Hogging refers to the practice of groups of men who target overweight or obese women, typically for sexual encounters.

Unlike fat fetishists, men who participate in hogging are not necessarily sexually attracted to obese women's bodies; they aim to take advantage of a female's stereotypical low self esteem or to provide comedy to themselves and their friends by engaging in sexual activities with women who are overweight. In fraternities, hogging refers to a game which is won by the pledge who returns to the fraternity house with the "fattest female who can be found.

[black francis]

I thank God daily I was never in a fraternity and that I'm the closest thing to a man in our household.

[Frank The Bunny]

I thank God daily I was never in a fraternity and that I'm the closest thing to a man in our household.

Whoa whoa whoa...

You're Pregnant Dude, aren't you?

[black francis]

I know better than to make a stupid play for publicity which will result in my kids being ostracized growing up and probably resulted in God knows how many death threats for the family. But hey you got to be on Oprah!

I do use a tampon once a month. Jack recommended a good one for me.

[Frank The Bunny]

Local Asian Morning News Anchor Lily Jang is wearing a tight red turtleneck this morning. I'll be back in six and a half minutes.

She's wearing the turtleneck again this morning!

[withahip]

I'm the closest thing to a man in our household.

I guess.

[black francis]

Spending a week in L.A. doesn't mean you know all the many wonders of BF.

[withahip]

Spending a week in L.A. doesn't mean you know all the many wonders of BF.

I want my sweater. Cholo. I love the wonders of the BF.

[black francis]

I told you already you're not getting the sweater back until your manly scent is gone. I go to sleep with it every night.

[Frank The Bunny]

I told you already you're not getting the sweater back until your manly scent is gone. I go to sleep with it every night.

Sounds like you may want to send that to the cleaners, WAH - unless you like having "Wonders of BF" stains all over your sweater.

[black francis]

Those stains have healing qualities to them.