Scouser wrote:I havent got mugs or posters - sorry.
Ive just got off the phone to my merchandising people and I can give you guys an exclusive as to what will be sold in the foyer at the gigs...
The commemorative Scouser yo yotm
The Scouser stunt kite - hours of fun for the kids as long as they stay away from electricity pylons. Plays exerpts from In Bluer Skies at maximum altitude (note - kite may be too far away for the music to be heard by the kite operator, the management accepts no responsibility for failure to hear post punk classic).
Exclusice to posters on VT (except the mad ones)....
The official Scouser / VT Egg Timer - be the envy of your friends with this priceless (£9.99) kitchen aid. Boiling an egg will become one of your favourite cooking occassions as the egg timer uses cutting edge NASA technology to detect from a distance (range - 3") the progress of your egg towards completion. Thrill as the audio micro chip inserted in the base shouts commands like "its nowhere near ready yet yer dickhead", "are you havin' a laugh? Its only been in for about two minutes yer prick" or the classic "hey fatty you'd better have yer dentures in cos its been in 10 minutes already, it'll be like a fucking cannonball".
Also availiable in white.
Availiable pre tour at www.tonywojoisapsycho.com
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