by guitarplayer on here too » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:04 am
Oh yes, Cardiff, the "capital" of the nation "Whales". 14th largest settlement in the United Kingdom and home to the talking shop of the Welsh peoples, the Welsh national assembly. Cardiff and the other Welsh town of Swansea both boast football teams that play in the English football league, even though there is a separate Welsh football league, with such teams as Yakieda FC and Haquqcack (sound of flem being spat out) Utd. Strangely, both Scottish Premier league teams Celtic and Rangers have often made it clear that they want to join the English premiership, but have been refused while two Taffie teams play in the English league, with Cardiff now in the FA Cup Final.
Cardiff is also home to a rift in the time and space where strange alien beings appear and wreak havoc on the population of Cardiff, requiring the "camp" team of Torchshit to save the universe and have male-on-male relations.
Cardiff, what a great city. Apologies to any Taffs, but I am an English bastard.