UFO's

[Mr. Brian]

I still believe in UFOs but don't know what to believe about scientists fighting recently over the giant particle accelerator that is outside Geneva saying that when it begins operating in July it could create a giant black hole that will swallow the earth!
There is supposedly a lawsuit in Hawaii to stop it from proceeding.

Of course, this was on page 21 of the newspaper, "Suit Aims To Stop Doomsday Plan"
Page 1 was the Dodgers-Red Sox game, problems with freeway traffic and the LA public schools plan to start teaching Chinese from Kindergarten on.

It should be on page 21 because it's not a "Doomsday Plan" It's a Time Machine!

But seriously...

Part 1
Part 2 with a quick FAQ at the end

[withahip]

Back to the UFO in Cali . . .someone throws a piece of crap from Samford and Son's junkyard in a telephone pole and that's a UFO?

[Mr. Brian]

Back to the UFO in Cali . . .someone throws a piece of crap from Samford and Son's junkyard in a telephone pole and that's a UFO?

Let's get some facts straight right now before we proceed...


It's SANford and Son

Samford

Now...real UFO's look like this:



I don't see that one on the chart so it's obviously a hoax.

[zabird]

Let's get some facts straight right now before we proceed...


It's SANford and Son

Samford

Now...real UFO's look like this:



I don't see that one on the chart so it's obviously a hoax.

Of course it's fake -- it was put together by the U.S. military!

I kinda like the one that sorta resembles a Pac Man

Mr. Brian, I think we need some UFO emoticons.

[black francis]

How did I know Brian was gonna come in here and step all over my fun? Your alien masters will be pleased with all the disinformation you have spread.

[Mr. Brian]

How did I know Brian was gonna come in here and step all over my fun? Your alien masters will be pleased with all the disinformation you have spread.

I'm just an ordinary bureaucrat doing my job but I hope to get my bonus this year.

[Frank The Bunny]

I'm just an ordinary bureaucrat doing my job but I hope to get my bonus this year.

which one is your direct supervisor again?

[withahip]

Let's get some facts straight right now before we proceed...


It's SANford and Son

Samford

Let me axe jews a question. wha, chyu think jew so smatt?

pft.

[black francis]

That chart appears to have not been updated in about 8 years Brian. I've seen at least 12 UFOs which do not appear since 2000. Try and debunk with that shit. Not on my watch.

[Fish Hook Girl]

Here's something for the adventurous.

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

[insanejane]

Here's something for the adventurous.

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

I'd LOVE to do that IF I weren't so old and didn't get motion sickness from something as simple as a playground swing!


And Mr. Brian, as far the "time machine", I think the 2 scientists fighting to stop this thing said that the black hole that would swallow Earth would probably be microscopic, so hopefully if it ends up being a time machine, which would be a great way to travel, I'd hope it might be a little bigger.

[black francis]

If I had access to a time machine I would

1. Warn George Mallory of his death on Mt. Everest
2. Kill Colonel Parker
3. Go to the first Ramones show
4. Warn Gen. George Custer about Little Big Horn
5. Prevent my mom from giving away most of my comic books, all my baseball cards and all my Star Wars and Robotech toys

Although with my luck I probably would create a blackhole and wreak havoc.

[Mr. Brian]

I'd go back and test the Grandfather Paradox on people I don't really care for. That and warn myself about dating that one crazy bitch.

[Mr. Brian]

Here's something for the adventurous.

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

You do realize that this is a prank right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%27s_hoaxes

[Fish Hook Girl]

You do realize that this is a prank right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%27s_hoaxes

Really???? Wow, I'm glad yesterday was April 1st.