What's next - Ginger busted in a prostitution sting?

[insanejane]

Whoa! When did that happen Jane!?!?!

I keep telling you I live in California which might be where you live, yet it seems to me that if you did, you'd realize it's a POLICE state. Much less police than NYC yet they're EVERYWHERE!
The alcohol blood level allowed is ridiculously low here. I think sometimes I might need a designated driver if I decide to use Listerine before I go out.

[zabird]

I keep telling you I live in California which might be where you live, yet it seems to me that if you did, you'd realize it's a POLICE state. Much less police than NYC yet they're EVERYWHERE!
The alcohol blood level allowed is ridiculously low here. I think sometimes I might need a designated driver if I decide to use Listerine before I go out.

I drive real carefully and take back streets if I've had a few. I don't want to get popped -- I doubt my current boss would bail me out My last job, the boss was always bailing somebody out for drugs and/or DUIs. Different city, different state, different company mind-set.

[insanejane]

I drive real carefully and take back streets if I've had a few. I don't want to get popped -- I doubt my current boss would bail me out My last job, the boss was always bailing somebody out for drugs and/or DUIs. Different city, different state, different company mind-set.

EXACTLY! It's been very difficult for me to get into that different city, different state mindset, esp. after 40 yrs!

[insanejane]

But BF, we're talking about the PO..........lice, here in L.A.

[JackT]

I drive real carefully and take back streets if I've had a few. I don't want to get popped -- I doubt my current boss would bail me out My last job, the boss was always bailing somebody out for drugs and/or DUIs. Different city, different state, different company mind-set.

I just saw this story about a guy in Tampa who was arrested on a DWI after blowing a 0.0 breathalyzer. To add insult to injury, he was in need of medical attention.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/a ... ryid=75927

[black francis]

But BF, we're talking about the PO..........lice, here in L.A.

Have you had problems with the cops here?

I haven't had any issues with L.A. cops since I moved back. It was the small town cops where I grew up that were a bit out there and would flip out over minor shit.

[Frank The Bunny]

I just saw this story about a guy in Tampa who was arrested on a DWI after blowing a 0.0 breathalyzer.

Sarah: (groans)
Deborah: What's wrong, Sarah? You look ill.
Sarah: Oh, Deb... I feel soooo bad. I went out and got plowed last night, then went home and blew chunks.
Deborah: That's nothing to feel bad about, Sarah - happens to everyone.
Sarah: Deb... you don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog.

[zabird]

I just saw this story about a guy in Tampa who was arrested on a DWI after blowing a 0.0 breathalyzer. To add insult to injury, he was in need of medical attention.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/a ... ryid=75927

Jesus H.! I bet the Tampa cops get their asses sued off for that kinda treatment!

[JackT]

Sarah: (groans)
Deborah: What's wrong, Sarah? You look ill.
Sarah: Oh, Deb... I feel soooo bad. I went out and got plowed last night, then went home and blew chunks.
Deborah: That's nothing to feel bad about, Sarah - happens to everyone.
Sarah: Deb... you don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog.

I love that joke. When I tell it, the "Sarah" character is a man. I find it funnier that way.

[Frank The Bunny]

I love that joke. When I tell it, the "Sarah" character is a man. I find it funnier that way.

Tell you what, asshole -
Whenever I'm ready to post a joke, I'll run it by you first so you can make it "funnier" for me, alright? I just told it the way I'd heard it originally.

Q. What's an 80 year old's coochie taste like?

A. Depends.

[JackT]

Tell you what, asshole -
Whenever I'm ready to post a joke, I'll run it by you first so you can make it "funnier" for me, alright?

Yeah, I could be like one of those script doctors in Hollywood. Sounds good.

[black francis]

I hear El Chupacabra could use a rewrite or two.