There's something fishy about that story. The doctor reckoned the operation codn't have gone any better and eel soon be back on his feet (if he had any),
£125 though, mind you the price of fish has gone up recently, I paid nearly 7 quid last week, though that included the chips, mushy peas and plastic fork, thankfully I was only buying the one as the wife prefers a jumbo sausage.

There was a bit of a kerfuffle while I was in the chippy though, three fish got battered.
"Oh bloody hell, get him off! Get him off!"
Purveyor of the 'semi-predictable one-liner (which) embodies the essence of the type of comedic crap we grew to love here. VB is a crazy fool'