My facebook home away from home
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My facebook home away from home
by black francis » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:27 pm
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by black francis » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:31 pm
"Michael Hutchinson, lead singer of the legendary British Emo band "INXS" recently lost his battle with masturbation addiction. This talented, revered artist threw away a life of glamor and wealth when he selfishly masturbated his talents away. It's always sad whenever such a young talent passes away, even if they're European. Michael was an expert-level self-rapist: He hung himself to death pleasuring his sin sword as he was trying to find euphoria and God. He found only Hellfire and Satan instead."
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by black francis » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:34 pm
"Hello, my name is Lonnie Childs and I am the creator and curator of the STOP Masturbation NOW facedbook page. Thank you for visiting.
When I was 15, Mother caught me masturbating to this image of black pop sensation Tina Turner. You can only imagine the embarrassment I felt as I scrambled to cover myself up while the woman who brought me into this world looked on in horror.
My humiliation didn't end there, as Mother brought me before our church and forced me to admit my sin in front of the shocked congregation. Friends, let me tell you that was a life-changing moment! After months of private counseling with my pastor I am proud to say that I haven't masturbated since! I have the love of Christ in my heart now, not the lust of Satan.
Please let today be the day that You STOP Masturbation NOW and live to please God!"
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by Voodoo Billy » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:51 am
That is so, so sad, I mean Tina Turner for fuck's sakes, no wonder he turned to god.
Purveyor of the 'semi-predictable one-liner (which) embodies the essence of the type of comedic crap we grew to love here. VB is a crazy fool'
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by the puppet » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:37 pm
What a tosser
The problem with self improvement is knowing when to quit.
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by black francis » Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:24 pm
Brother Lonnie is a good and decent man. He has a kind face.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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Re: My facebook home away from home
by black francis » Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:36 am
We got around to making a website as well.
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/
Not all of it is comedy gold but I like to think my articles are pretty funny. I write under Carlos Danger.
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/author/carlos-danger/
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/
Not all of it is comedy gold but I like to think my articles are pretty funny. I write under Carlos Danger.
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/author/carlos-danger/
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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