irrational fears -arachnophobia

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I bloody hate spiders and anybody who doesn't and actually likes them cos they kill flies and stuff is well weird. They really give me the creeps. I can't get to sleep if there is a spider in my room. No chance. It has to either be squashed or placed outside. I'd rather walk through Manchester in a LFC top than be in a room full of eight legged freaks.

But why, when I am a giant in comparison to them and they will not do me any harm (at least not the ones here in England)?

And apparently they crawl into your mouth about 8 times a year when you are asleep. I'm not having that.

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[Voodoo Billy]

Not sure they're all harmless either, you get all sorts getting into the country on the imported fruit and veg. You can't be too careful, get one of those bastards hiding in your banana bunch and it's goodnight.