Olympics

[Malbert]

While I am a die hard winter Olympics fan, I will tune in to see some events this upcoming two weeks: gymnastics, soccer for sure, maybe some swimming, and for some strange reason, weight lifting. I will not be watching basketball, any track and field or softball.

[black francis]

My wiener and I lost interest in the Olympics when she didn't qualify.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdexkdpkIgk[/youtube]

[Voodoo Billy]

Thank you Black Francis, you just made my day.

[black francis]

Those first ten seconds have made my week.

[Ivan]

Those first ten seconds have made my week.

I lasted almost a minute.

[Voodoo Billy]

Praise the Lord for freeze frame!

[withahip]

http://sports.gather.com/viewArticle.ac ... 4981500460

Michelle Jenneke's Mom Responds to Daughter's Sexy Dance by Saying Michelle has Done Better

[withahip]

I was there

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0bsorChpb8&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

[Voodoo Billy]

'Personal best of 13.39'

[Malbert]

she didn't qualify

Of course she didn't qualify, she wasted way too much energy before the race.

[black francis]

Jack's gonna call me a fag for this but her smile alone could not a fella down.

[Voodoo Billy]

Of course she didn't qualify, she wasted way too much energy before the race.

I do detect the slightest bit of envy of this beautiful, lithe, fit, bouncy, attractive 19 year old?

[Voodoo Billy]

And firm, I forgot firm.

[Malbert]

I do detect the slightest bit of envy of this beautiful, lithe, fit, bouncy, attractive 19 year old?

I'm not envious at all, just pointing out a fact.

[withahip]

Dear London, next time I need to drop acid to know what the hell is happening in your opening Olympic ceremony, please let me know in advance so I can get some. Cheerio!