Bit dead innit?

[Frank The Bunny]

Why no mindless wittering today? I'm home with hte flu and at this stage even the inane nonsense that goes on here would count as entertainment!

I'd been abducted.

Still sore from the Alien Anal Probe®

[kook]

I'd been abducted.

Still sore from the Alien Anal Probe®

That accounts for the lack of mindless wittering. How's your brain after the probe?

[Frank The Bunny]

That accounts for the lack of mindless wittering. How's your brain after the probe?

On the first point, hmmm... fuck off®

On the second point, I am a bit distraught. I wait day and night for Glsaoiieaeakxslsleaa to call, but he never does.

And I'm crying for yesterday
And the tap drips
drip drip drip drip
drip drip drip drip

Oh, wait. You asked how my brain was, because I was probed in the ass - inplying that I had my head up there already, or that my brains are located there?

That's pure comedy, bub.
Get yourself an agent.

oh, and fuck off®

[kook]

Langball!

[Frank The Bunny]

langball?

had to look that one up, pal.

What say you go a little less regional next time you resort to namecalling?

Douchebag.

See? Everyone knows what that one means.

Douchebag.

Gotta be universal, bro.

Douchebag.

[Kounelaki]

Urban Dictionary's coverage of Cork idiom is amazing.

[JackT]

Frank seems to be full of cold medicine today.

[Frank The Bunny]

Frank seems to be full of cold medicine today.

Okay, everyone - help ol' Frankie choose his witty retort:

a)It's true. I am full of cold medicine. I gave up alcohol for Lent.

b)I may be full of cold medicine, but your mom was full of Frank last night.

c)Fuck off®

d)all of the above

[black francis]

b)I may be full of cold medicine, but your mom was full of Frank last night.

I though Jack's mom was the one with the huge cock.

[moondance]

I hope you're feeling better Jack and kook. Virtual, far away hugs to you!