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by **black francis** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:51 pm

"Would it kill you to delete your browsing history?"

by **bunnygod1** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:29 pm

evidence of a grot fest?

by **Mr. Brian** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:11 pm

black francis wrote:"Would it kill you to delete your browsing history?"

You really should cover your VT tracks.

by **black francis** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:13 pm

I am not ashamed of VT.

Or Redtube.

by **moses (2)** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:25 am

sounds to me like a very understanding wife

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:10 am

black francis wrote:I am not ashamed of VT.

Or Redtube.

What's the URL for the sexy emo girls website? Just wondering....

by **fat cherry** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:10 am

two points. What was the little lady doing in your man cave while you were out anyway. And surely an empty history is a bit if a giveaway anyway isn't it? I'd suggest adding a list or inncuous websites after clearance - including a couple that suggest youre thinking of buying her something expensive - though that may suggest guilt of some sort anyway. - its a jungle out there.

Chez.

by **Malbert** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:56 am

Her question is a fair one implying she knows you look at porn websites; she just doesn't want to know which ones. I, however, would write down the names of the most obnoxious ones, check them out and share them with my friends, only to have them ask my hubby about it at the next party.

by **moses (2)** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:31 am

moses (2) wrote:sounds to me like a very understanding wife

or is it the gay porn sites she has an issue with ???

by **black francis** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:29 am

So far I've been able to explain away my searches for "Ewan MacGregor's Lightsaber" though I fear those days are numbered.

by **black francis** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:32 am

fat cherry wrote:two points. What was the little lady doing in your man cave while you were out anyway. And surely an empty history is a bit if a giveaway anyway isn't it? I'd suggest adding a list or inncuous websites after clearance - including a couple that suggest youre thinking of buying her something expensive - though that may suggest guilt of some sort anyway. - its a jungle out there.

Chez.

I feel as though you're on the verge of a major discovery which will benefit mankind. Dave Smith made a similar discovery when he proposed appointing trusted friends to destroy our computers upon our demise. Keep at it fc.

by **fat cherry** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:19 pm

ah, an update on the old porn buddie:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgnDHbeVGG4[/youtube]

its ok, its safe, unless you have the sound up and the kids say, whats a porn buddy dad. Its one of those dodgy unnoficial clips though.

by **black francis** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:23 pm

http://www.hbouk.com/curb-your-enthusia ... porno-gil/

Tried to find a clip but apparently HBO is being dicks about it.

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