Dog attacks Morrissey
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Dog attacks Morrissey
by Kounelaki » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:27 am
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Re: Dog attacks Morrissey
by moses (2) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:25 am
[center]Kounelaki wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jul/12/morrissey-attacked-by-dog
clearly the dog was not vegitarian ...
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Re: Dog attacks Morrissey
by Kounelaki » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:14 am
moses (2) wrote:[center]
clearly the dog was not vegitarian ...
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Clearly.
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by black francis » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:07 pm
That ungrateful creature AND his owners AND all their immediate family need to be put down.
Humanely of course.
Humanely of course.
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:08 pm
Every dog has its day and the be-quiffed chihuahua has certainly had his.
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by black francis » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:10 pm
And after everything he said about the Chinese regarding their treatment of dogs. Clearly a sick animal. I'm referring to the dog Billy. Not Moz.
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by girlwithnoname » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:33 pm
While most of Morrissey's fans were suitably worried about their hero, his enemies at Morrissey-solo.com wallowed in schadenfreude. "Any truth in the rumour that the dog then spat him out complaining that he was old, stale, tasteless and way past his use-by date?" wrote one, er, "fan". Another snarked at the misfortune of the notorious animal rights activist. "Don't animals realise everything [Morrissey] has done for them? The ungrateful bastards."
Somehow, it comforts me to know that other aging rock stars besides the Bunnymen get the smackdown laid on them...
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:37 pm
As Black Francis often laments on here, he is nothing without Mr Marr.
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by black francis » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:48 pm
Actually he's nothing without Alain Whyte. Johnny Marr can jump off a cliff (and take Modest Mouse with him) for all I care.
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:55 pm
black francis wrote:Johnny Marr can jump off a cliff
The Peter Pan of Pop? Is that an exclusive?
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by JackT » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:55 pm
black francis wrote:Actually he's nothing without Alain Whyte. Johnny Marr can jump off a cliff (and take Modest Mouse with him) for all I care.
I've about had it up to here with you bad-mouthing Johnny Marr.
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by black francis » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:52 pm
And I've had it up to here with Johnny Marr pissing away his talents in lesser bands and if rumor is to be believed wetting himself at the prospect of playing with Will Sergeant and running away scared.
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by girlwithnoname » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:14 pm
black francis wrote:And I've had it up to here with Johnny Marr pissing away his talents in lesser bands and if rumor is to be believed wetting himself at the prospect of playing with Will Sergeant and running away scared.
Hey! Let's stick to the Moz bashing! Start another thread if you want to dogpile on Marr.
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