Should I Get Syphillis?

by **withahip** » Tue May 10, 2011 4:37 pm

I mean I am having a really tough time getting it where I live.

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue May 10, 2011 7:53 pm

The Jersey Shore isn't THAT far from you, is it? One of these ladies could help you with that:

by **Ivan** » Tue May 10, 2011 8:25 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:

"In the event of a water landing, your breasts may be used as flotation devices"

by **Malbert** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:09 am

Why don't you work your way up to it? You know, just dip your toes before jumping right on in. How about trying to get chlamydia first? There's no need to rush into anything, is there?

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:36 pm

Malbert wrote:Why don't you work your way up to it? You know, just dip your toes before jumping right on in. How about trying to get chlamydia first? There's no need to rush into anything, is there?

Jesus, I didn't know you could get anything of the sort just by dipping your toes in, I thought it was essential that a knob was involved.

by **Malbert** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:25 pm

Some men have bigger toes than knobs...whatever works best

by **Ivan** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:50 pm

Malbert wrote:Some men have bigger toes than knobs...whatever works best

It's official. I like this girl.

by **Malbert** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:08 pm

Awww shucks (blush)

Should I Get Syphillis?

Should I Get Syphillis?

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