Ghostie's dreams come true.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Sat May 07, 2011 8:40 am

fat cherry wrote:not my place to offer advice ghostie but I wouldn't let a dislike of horses stand in the way of a good hard shag. So long as you bag it obviously.

True, I'd need to bag it first which might just be the difficult part. Don't know about a horse though, although this chap seemed to enjoy the experience.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821333-pensioner-admits-having-sex-with-a-donkey-and-a-horse

by **fat cherry** » Sat May 07, 2011 9:37 am

thats some three-way i suppose. he should just go down to the local tea dance like all the other wrinklies on the pull.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sat May 07, 2011 11:37 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Tut tut Voodoo Billy. You have insulted me by suggesting that I'd be interested in toffy knickers and insulted a load of Americans at the same time.

Then my work here is done. Thank you.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sat May 07, 2011 11:44 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:True, I'd need to bag it first which might just be the difficult part. Don't know about a horse though, although this chap seemed to enjoy the experience.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821333-pensioner-admits-having-sex-with-a-donkey-and-a-horse

The judge asked him to speak up in court but he replied that he couldn't as he was feeling a little hoarse. Boo-boom.

by **withahip** » Sat May 07, 2011 11:45 am

Voodoo Billy wrote:Ha ha, every time, every time.

We know you are joking buddy. As you know I was.

Any white British male is far too racist and insecure to marry outside his race and social background.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sat May 07, 2011 11:50 am

withahip wrote:We know you are joking buddy. As you know I was.

Any white British male is far two racist and insecure to marry outside his race and social background.

Having been accused of shagging sheep on here on more than the odd occasion I'll take that as an, albeit back-handed, compliment. Also who is the other of the 'two racist(s)' which you mentioned?

by **withahip** » Sat May 07, 2011 1:41 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ6wGtqKuIw[/youtube]

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Sat May 07, 2011 2:53 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Having been accused of shagging sheep on here on more than the odd occasion

She's still pining for you...

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:33 pm

Can't remember where she came from but she ended up in Cardigan.

by **Ivan** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:54 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:

hmm... fuck ewe.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sat May 07, 2011 5:30 pm

Ah, the old ones are always the best. I considered that one, but I'll let you have it. :wink:

by **girlwithnoname** » Sat May 07, 2011 6:11 pm

She could have at least shaved first!

by **withahip** » Sat May 07, 2011 6:52 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Having been accused of shagging sheep on here on more than the odd occasion I'll take that as an, albeit back-handed, compliment. Also who is the other of the 'two racist(s)' which you mentioned?

Why John Tyndall and Nick Griffin, of course.

by **fat cherry** » Sun May 08, 2011 5:43 am

wikipedia?

by **withahip** » Sun May 08, 2011 7:26 am

fat cherry wrote:wikipedia?

BBC News. My British friend read it to me over Skype

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-s ... s-12984365

Big year in 2009.

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