"Morrissey Blasts Royal Wedding"

[fat cherry]

Bring on the revolution I say... although I doubt the Americans will help us out with getting rid of that lot of inbred Germans

you're forgetting there's a touch of greek and lets not forget the jocks in there too. Nah we haven't got enough oil for the yanks to want to set us free. Dont mind the old royals meself, though i'd have much more respect if they did lead us into battle like the old days.

[Dr Cheese]

I went monutain biking and missed the whole thing, what a shame.

[fat cherry]

it'll be on again. and on the news all day so you wont escape. and at the end of the year when they have the inevitable round up it'll be on again. I was going tpo go shopping, thinking it'd bea good time but been sitting here doing my invoices with the portable on in the corner. he snogged her twice on the balcony. no BF, thats not some weird brit slang for a bit of oral.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

I went monutain biking and missed the whole thing, what a shame.

I have had a no TV and radio day with loads of music on while I am (supposedly) working. There will be, of course, the newspapers tomorrow with the 20-page all colour royal wedding spread. I was hoping that there would be an all-colour 20-page special of Kate Middleton spread in my monthly magazine subscription, but alas no. Perhaps they could get Pippa, "the Angel of Arses" as one person put it on twitter, to do a photo shoot in celebration.

It's still on the radio, don't know about the telly - they have had those bloody bells ringing for more than three hours. Or perhaps I just have developed tinnitus from listening to music all day.

[fat cherry]

channel 4's had a film on about how the americans saved our asses in the korean war - THE BRIDGES AT TOKO-RI - very good and a bit racy for the time it was made i guess - a suggestion of grace kelly's knockers in a supposedly nude swimming scene. Or maybe i misread that.

[black francis]

Bet the plates look great displayed on that sticky-out window of yours.

Just like trimming pubes the plates make it look larger.

[Kounelaki]

you're forgetting there's a touch of greek

Nah, the Greeks imported their royal family from Bavaria.

[fat cherry]

learn something new every day around here. though phil the bavarian doesn't sound nearly as good. he looked quite chipper today.

[girlwithnoname]

I slept soundly through the whole thing, thankfully. It's great the kids are getting married, but did CNN, MSNBC, Fox, BBC, and fuck who know who else need to cover it LIVE?

BFD, I say! Maybe I would feel differently if the US made today a bank holiday, like the UK. ;-)

[fat cherry]

[quote="girlwithnoname"]but did CNN, MSNBC, Fox, BBC, and fuck who know who else need to cover it LIVE?
quote]

well bbc for fairly obvious reasons. The rest i guess thought enough people would watch it to make it profitable.

here you go, driving the old man's car away for a quick one before the disco tonight.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9nZTxlTvs[/youtube]

which means i guess he didn't get pissed at the reception.

[fat cherry]

and the original mozza interview i believe.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00ghv0q

[Kounelaki]

learn something new every day around here. though phil the bavarian doesn't sound nearly as good. he looked quite chipper today.

Did he offend anybody today?

[fat cherry]

not that i know of, but he must be thinking its probably the last do like this he goes to standing up.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

here you go, driving the old man's car away for a quick one before the disco tonight.

Would only be those hoity toity royals that would drive a vintage Aston Martin probably worth a lot of money and one bought by the Queenie for Prince Charles as a birthday present yonks ago, as they do. True story, my old man nearly knocked Prince Charles off his bike when he was a student at Cambridge. Didn't have a clue who he was, wound down the window of his car and started shouting at him for being a dickhead on a bike.

Shame really as had he knocked him off, none of yesterday's events would have happened, although actually I wouldn't exist either to type this as my old man would have probably been locked up in the tower.

[fat cherry]

my old man has a tale of meeting the duke of edininburgh when he was in the army. a he even spoke to him, the duke that is. told my dad to 'get out of the bloody way'. My dad still dines out on that one.