A note to Wills Bacon Butty

[Ivan]

Will's a veg. Doesn't eat bacon. Egg butty? that's another matter.

[Wills Bacon Butty]

Edited because i've discovered the 'ignore' function.

[Ivan]

Serious. He doesn't eat bacon. At all. Ever. Really. Seriously.

[fat cherry]

all that means is that the member 'wills bacon butty' has more to read into his or her identity - does s/he exist at all, if s/he does are they sitting cold and lonely on a plate somewhere where the last time someone gave him one and he said, is that veggie bacon, in that case I'll pass. Or are they a figment of Wills imagination. Its no more of a worry than the fact that I'm not fat (honest, though a bit weightier than when i was a lad) and I'm not a cherry, and I dont eat cherries, given the option, horrible little bastards. Or are we now, since you've ditched your alter ego name, if not the alter ego itself, totally, policing the accuracy and reality of peoples online identities. If so, its a fair cop. Oo, perhaps s/he IS will and has used a non-vegetarian name to throw us off the scent.

Also, I've got KOK on ignore but cant resist pressing the view here button every now and again just to see what bollocks he's repeating this time. Apparently he enjoyed the union chapel gig. I thought I heard a funny noise the other night, must have been mac sighing with relief at the news.

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

Same as FC, you not being fat or a cherry. I am not a ghost... slurp... slurp.. or a guitar... slurp... slurp... I am a human being.

I'm not Joseph Merrick either, should anyone ask.

So, does this mean that KOK is ready to return to the Bunnymen fold, refreshed and rejuvenated from Mac's solo gig last night. Or is this a mere blip in his crusade against the band? Turn off your ignore buttons and tune in next week to find out.

[fat cherry]

or perhaps its this sarcasm thing hipster keeps banging on about. ivan is saying the opposite to what he means. Will does eat bacon butties, all the time and laughs about it. its a tricky one.

[fat cherry]

are eggs vegetarian? veggies define themselvs in all sorts of ways dont they? I guess if Will eats eggs, then they're OK in his definition (sorry that was a bit of a redundant statement), and ivan would know, having once done the website. Used to work with a vegan bloke. He looked quite ill most of the time. though he did look down on veggies as a bit lightweight.

[Wills Bacon Butty]

..and ivan would know, having once done the website.

***Edit***

[Ivan]

ha, he certainly 'did' the website didn't he?

I remember.

My little runaway..

Aww, shucks. And I thought you'd gone and ignored me.
Thank you for changing your mind.

[Wills Bacon Butty]

Aww, shucks. And I thought you'd gone and ignored me.
Thank you for changing your mind.

You know how it is Ivan. The temptation to look becomes too much. I'm just a human being. Flawed. Even my name is flawed. (Not literally).

Are you going to be a nice little lad now?

[withahip]

Remember when the posts in VT used to be funny?

[Wills Bacon Butty]

Ok, I get it. I'll bugger off.

Thanks for the welcome.

[Ivan]

Are you going to be a nice little lad now?

Funny, I usually pay a leather-clad dominatrix or prostitute/school-marm to say such thing to me. If I'd known I could get a condescending cyber-pat-on-the-head for free, I would've mentioned Will doesn't eat pork products long ago!

Yes, that's right. I used the money I stole from the band and the fans to hire dominatrices and prostitute/schoolmarms. I'm a bad, bad boy.

[Ivan]

Did you know that EATB were originally to be called Ian McCarnivore and the Ovo-Lacto Vegetarians? True story.

[Wills Bacon Butty]

Blimey, life is too short. I'd like to stay. Shall we start again?