Boyle clip on youtube

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:17 pm

Nobody is touching any of my nerves or getting down to some sweet sweet love unless they are well under 40.

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You pass. Your place or mine, or should we just book a hotel room?

by **girlwithnoname** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:14 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Nobody is touching any of my nerves or getting down to some sweet sweet love unless they are well under 40.

You pass. Your place or mine, or should we just book a hotel room?

Two conditions:

1) Hotel room, and

2) only if the deed results in the most brilliant Echo and the Bunnymen album since "Ocean Rain".

by **JackT** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:49 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:Two conditions:

1) Hotel room, and

2) only if the deed results in the most brilliant Echo and the Bunnymen album since "Ocean Rain".

You have my personal guarantee.

by **black francis** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:35 pm

Finally got around to watching this and the cigar scene was motherfucking classic. The sketch would have worked with or without Mac.

Oh and I can't believe I forgot to add Norm MacDonald. Fool is a genius. And Canadian.

by **withahip** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:24 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYlxzCHvKg[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoendYt_ZJ0&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk[/youtube]

by **withahip** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:33 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8[/youtube]

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:48 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:Two conditions:

1) Hotel room, and

2) only if the deed results in the most brilliant Echo and the Bunnymen album since "Ocean Rain".

Sorted then.

1) Hotel booked. Travel Inn, Epping just off the M25. This Saturday night. Don't worry about bringing anything sexy, I still have a good stock of VT crotchless knickers.
2) E-mailed Will Sergeant, he replied: "Yeah, whatever". E-mailed Mac. His exact words were "it will be the greatest album since Ocean Rain". I can't work out why I got more than one reply from him that were dated 1999, 2001, 2005 and 2009. But it's all on.

by **withahip** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:21 pm

Strange, Mac's reply to me was "I'm on my way."

by **girlwithnoname** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:29 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Sorted then.

1) Hotel booked. Travel Inn, Epping just off the M25. This Saturday night. Don't worry about bringing anything sexy, I still have a good stock of VT crotchless knickers.
2) E-mailed Will Sergeant, he replied: "Yeah, whatever". E-mailed Mac. His exact words were "it will be the greatest album since Ocean Rain". I can't work out why I got more than one reply from him that were dated 1999, 2001, 2005 and 2009. But it's all on.

Oh, darn it all to heck! I forgot that I'm washing my hair on Saturday night! I'll have to take a rain check. Though, I must confess, the VT knickers have me intrigued. I would like a picture!

I do have serious doubts that any sweet loving that doesn't involve the Sarge will give me what I want. Wait, that came out wrong...

You'll have to settle for this sexy pic:

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:59 am

Who are you trying to kid? That's not you. Oh well I am truly devastated, angry, bitter (etc etc) that you can't make it on Saturday but if you did look like that I think I'd pass. Never mind. For I will find Epping's red light district and book a hooker instead. I can imagine her whispering sweet nothings in my ear during the deed. "I am girlwithnoname. I am girlwithnoname". "Of course you are... now sing the Killing Moon bitch" I will reply. I just hope she knows some lyrics and isn't as hairy...

As for the crotchless knickers, sadly I have no pictures now. Rather fetching. Black leather with the Villiers Terrace.com logo across the front, obviously before the crotchless part.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:23 am

I don't quite get her Ghostie. She seemed quite taken by my offer of a trip to Macau but insisted on separate double rooms. Now either she's a bit of a tease or she's what may best be described as a 'larger lady' who requires the comfort and space afforded by single occupancy of a Slumberland double divan. Me, I'm rapidly approaching the days of the Adjustamatic bed myself.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:46 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:
As for the crotchless knickers, sadly I have no pictures now.

Pictures of a knickerless crotch would suffice.

by **Zephyr** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:51 pm

Thanks for this very funny

by **girlwithnoname** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:30 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Who are you trying to kid? That's not you. Oh well I am truly devastated, angry, bitter (etc etc) that you can't make it on Saturday but if you did look like that I think I'd pass. Never mind. For I will find Epping's red light district and book a hooker instead. I can imagine her whispering sweet nothings in my ear during the deed. "I am girlwithnoname. I am girlwithnoname". "Of course you are... now sing the Killing Moon bitch" I will reply. I just hope she knows some lyrics and isn't as hairy...

As for the crotchless knickers, sadly I have no pictures now. Rather fetching. Black leather with the Villiers Terrace.com logo across the front, obviously before the crotchless part.

No, that's not me. Pink's not my colo(u)r. And Epping has a red light district? Wouldn't you have better luck in London proper, gogp? :) (BTW: I did release my actual name somewhere on VT).

I'm not really a tease, just really, REALLY shy. :redface:

by **girlwithnoname** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:44 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:I don't quite get her Ghostie. She seemed quite taken by my offer of a trip to Macau but insisted on separate double rooms. Now either she's a bit of a tease or she's what may best be described as a 'larger lady' who requires the comfort and space afforded by single occupancy of a Slumberland double divan. Me, I'm rapidly approaching the days of the Adjustamatic bed myself.

I would suggest the bed that was invented by NASA...the Tempur-Pedic. It's super comfortable, though I'm not sure it's available across the pond.

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