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by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:17 pm

I've been studying those laptops so long I think my vision is starting to deteriorate as well.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:23 pm

There they are. Checking the unofficial merchandise accounts to see how much money I have made this month. What good girls they are. Usually they wear nothing when doing that for my pleasure. I will reward them kindly later, or rather they will reward me. Phew...

by **black francis** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:25 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:I've been studying those laptops so long I think my vision is starting to deteriorate as well.

That's an old wives tale Billy so whack away safe in the knowledge that your vision is secure. If that shit were true I'd be legally blind and be the hairiest palmed motherfucker you ever saw.

by **girlwithnoname** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:45 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:There they are. Checking the unofficial merchandise accounts to see how much money I have made this month. What good girls they are. Usually they wear nothing when doing that for my pleasure. I will reward them kindly later, or rather they will reward me. Phew...

I hope those girls are of age. They look like they're 14 or 15. On another note: someone went crazy with the airbrushing/Photoshop on the girl on the left. That is one weird looking torso!

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:03 pm

How old do you need to be to buy a laptop?

by **withahip** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:46 pm

Japanese women look ten to fifteen years younger than American and British women.

It's a fact.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:54 pm

withahip wrote:Japanese women look ten to fifteen years younger than American and British women.

It's a fact.

And what did the judge say?

by **black francis** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:45 pm

Fact? Well why didn't you say so earlier son? Charges dismissed.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:53 pm

black francis wrote:Fact? Well why didn't you say so earlier son? Charges dismissed.

Followed quickly by, "and get me a first class plane ticket to Tokyo and a decent HD video camera."

by **black francis** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:08 pm

Well now we know where Dr. Evil and his HD camera have been this whole time

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:55 pm

withahip wrote:Japanese women look ten to fifteen years younger than American and British women.

It's a fact.

True, although I think they are Chinese. I'd say those two beauties are in their early twenties. Honest m'lord, that's what they told me anyway. If I'd known...

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:36 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:True, although I think they are Chinese. I'd say those two beauties are in their early twenties. Honest m'lord, that's what they told me anyway. If I'd known...

Did you ask them where you could insert your floppy?

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:48 am

Nah, it's usb data stick I inserted. This one...

http://bit.ly/fUNbD3

by **Voodoo Billy** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:59 am

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Nah, it's usb data stick I inserted. This one...

http://bit.ly/fUNbD3

by **Frank The Bunny** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:32 am

Voodoo Billy wrote:Followed quickly by, "and get me a first class plane ticket to Tokyo and a decent HD video camera."

Withahip's been to Japan, hasn't he?

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