UFO's

by **Fish Hook Girl** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:09 pm

black francis wrote:I'd be more offended by those commercials that show the dude dying his hair and beard and getting laid by the same chick who pushed him aside a few nights before when he was grey.

But that's reality.

Walt "Clyde" Frazier and that other guy giving the play by play on ol' grey beard is a really offensive commercial. For you dude types.

by **insanejane** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:14 pm

black francis wrote:I saw a UFO heading north just after the grapevine. It was a low flying object with the bottom covered in lights hovering over the freeway. Cars were slowing and pulling to the side of the freeway. I was talking to a friend on my cell and told him "I gotta go there's a UFO". The thing then came down and turned away. I couldn't hear a thing as it turned it and started to keep pace with the cars who hadn't pulled over. I looked at it through the trees and it seemed very slim and agile. The shape seemed like a giant wing. My first thought was crop duster but I didn't hear anything and it was completely dark. It still may have been something explainable. Probably was but I still don't know what it was. It was pretty cool.

BF, as you and I live in the same area, was this about 3 or 4 yrs. ago? I might have to pm you on this one!I've had no one to confess to all this time. My son was asleep, my daughter and husband were out and none of my neighbors saw what I did.

by **JackT** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:24 pm

Fish Hook Girl wrote:But that's reality.

Walt "Clyde" Frazier and that other guy giving the play by play on ol' grey beard is a really offensive commercial. For you dude types.

Keith Hernandez. I guess you blanked out the '86 World Series then? Can't blame you, I guess.

by **black francis** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:29 pm

insanejane wrote:BF, as you and I live in the same area, was this about 3 or 4 yrs. ago? I might have to pm you on this one!I've had no one to confess to all this time. My son was asleep, my daughter and husband were out and none of my neighbors saw what I did.

It was definitely between three and four years ago. Just past the Grapevine and short of Bakersfield while I was heading up north to see my family.

Isn't there an Air Force base in the general vicinity?

by **Fish Hook Girl** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:38 pm

JackT wrote:Keith Hernandez

Oh yeah, the guy from Seinfeld. Thanks!

by **insanejane** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:10 pm

black francis wrote:It was definitely between three and four years ago. Just past the Grapevine and short of Bakersfield while I was heading up north to see my family.

Isn't there an Air Force base in the general vicinity?

If it's the Air Force, they're not keeping it very secret by having silent floating "WalMarts" hovering over random states.
I thought at first it was some Hollywood stunt and they were filming a science fiction but then I realized something that size couldn't be easily transported and made to float. Also, no notification of filming was given to anyone in my neighborhood. :eek:

by **Fish Hook Girl** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:46 pm

You know, we all do sound kind of nuts with all of these theories. :mrgreen:

by **zabird** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:56 am

Fish Hook Girl wrote:You know, we all do sound kind of nuts with all of these theories.

nah, just curious, imaginative people :biggrin:

by **moses (2)** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:59 am

zabird wrote:nah, just curious, imaginative people

the A in FDA stands for ALIEN ....

How many people here actually think they have seen a UFO or an alien...

by **Blackheathen** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:18 pm

moses (2) wrote:How many people here actually think they have seen a UFO or an alien...

I once read that 13% of Americans believe they've been abducted by aliens.

Then I changed my travel plans and went to Turkey instead.

by **black francis** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:27 pm

I saw a special on UFO's and abductions last night. Talk about sexual repression. Reproducing with hot alien chicks and having machines stuck onto your weiner to extract man gravy (Didn't you have one of those you could plug into a cigarette lighter Jack?).

Where do I sign up?

by **zabird** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:29 pm

black francis wrote:I saw a special on UFO's and abductions last night. Talk about sexual repression. Reproducing with hot alien chicks and having machines stuck onto your weiner to extract man gravy (Didn't you have one of those you could plug into a cigarette lighter Jack?).

Where do I sign up?

man gravy?

I gotta stop reading these posts while drinking at the keyboard :lol:

by **insanejane** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:18 pm

black francis wrote:I saw a special on UFO's and abductions last night. Talk about sexual repression. Reproducing with hot alien chicks and having machines stuck onto your weiner to extract man gravy (Didn't you have one of those you could plug into a cigarette lighter Jack?).

Where do I sign up?

I don't know if Jack has one of those machines but I read that ( I believe it was in Japanese airport bathrooms) that men can pleasure themselves by sticking their "weiner" into a hole in the wall and putting a small amount of $ in this machine. I swear! Why, oh why do I throw these articles away? I really have to save them because I can never find them later on here.

by **black francis** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:22 pm

insanejane wrote:I don't know if Jack has one of those machines but I read that ( I believe it was in Japanese airport bathrooms) that men can pleasure themselves by sticking their "weiner" into a hole in the wall and putting a small amount of $ in this machine. I swear! Why, oh why do I throw these articles away? I really have to save them because I can never find them later on here.

withahip is this true?

and who cleans those things after every use?

by **insanejane** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:30 pm

black francis wrote:withahip is this true?

and who cleans those things after every use?

That's exactly what I was wondering and also if they had private partitions like when you're at the DMV taking the test?

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