I'm bored

[DivaDiana77]

an sick with a cough. Life sucks right now, and so do the Bunnymen. Fuuuuuck.

[Dr Evil]

Having no friends to give you diseases has it's advantages.

[JackT]

an sick with a cough. Life sucks right now, and so do the Bunnymen. Fuuuuuck.

At least you're not us. We have to read this.

[Frank The Bunny]

At least you're not us. We have to read this.

Thanks, Jack T. I just spit my morning coffee all over the laptop screen. By the way, the "block" button really works.

[DivaDiana77]

At least you're not us. We have to read this.

I made Frank spit his coffee all over the screen. I feel so happy. The world is right again. Jack and Frank said mean things to me. Hurrrrrray!! I feel all Bunny-wunny-q-t-pie inside now. Plus my cough is nearly gone.

[moses (2)]

this will make you smile

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Brown?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Margaret Doyle?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Anne O' Neil?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'4 Months holiday and five good leads'

[Voodoo Billy]

Do you have phone numbers?

[DivaDiana77]

4 months holiday and 5 good leads!!!