I'm bored

[Mr. Brian]

I wouldn't dare ask the boss if I could use the restroom. Besides, BF's probably in there with the donkey by now.

You may as well get the respirator, bucket and the bleach ready for cleanup detail. I'll let everyone know you'll be working on a project for the rest of the day.

[JackT]

My 2 year old told m the other day that he loved me -- well he actually said I lub you daddy but then said immedialty after that -- i lub donkeys ,, oh and that his favourite colour is back

About two weeks ago my son was telling me how he wanted to go and live with Uncle Arthur instead of with me, but that I could come visit if I wanted.

I thought that was a little harsh, but it blew up in his face later that afternoon when he asked if I would play catch with him. I told him, "Why don't you ask Uncle Arthur to play catch with you?" (Uncle Arthur lives in NY so that was a pretty sweet burn.)

[black francis]

My kid's first sleepover I was convinced he was gonna call home around 10:00 at night and as I was driving him over he says "I'm not going to miss you"

[Mr. Brian]

About two weeks ago my son was telling me how he wanted to go and live with Uncle Arthur instead of with me, but that I could come visit if I wanted.

I thought that was a little harsh, but it blew up in his face later that afternoon when he asked if I would play catch with him. I told him, "Why don't you ask Uncle Arthur to play catch with you?" (Uncle Arthur lives in NY so that was a pretty sweet burn.)

Uncle Arthur was probably the funniest character on Bewitched

[Mr. Brian]

My kid's first sleepover I was convinced he was gonna call home around 10:00 at night and as I was driving him over he says "I'm not going to miss you"

Like father like son. I remember you saying that to me as I exited the cab at the NYC airport

[black francis]

No that was "Next time can I piss on you?"

You know since you seemed a bit squeamish about it in NY.

[Mr. Brian]

No that was "Next time can I piss on you?"

You know since you seemed a bit squeamish about it in NY.

I knew you were just using me to get to withahip

[black francis]

Sorry Brian, he's more open to new experiences.

[Voodoo Billy]

Okay Billy now you're just being gross and inappropriate and I would like a retraction and apology.

I am a gentleman with my donkeys and would never take them to a bathroom stall.

I apologise unreservedly to you Mr Francis and to any other individual to whom I might have caused offence by my inappropriate and rather crude remarks earlier today. I hope it does not undermine the special relationship between us and our to great countries and I am sure that you are very kind and considerate in your donkey-loving.

P.S. Regards to Eeyore.

Billy

[Mr. Brian]

I apologise unreservedly to you Mr Francis and to any other individual to whom I might have caused offence by my inappropriate and rather crude remarks earlier today. I hope it does not undermine the special relationship between us and our to great countries and I am sure that you are very kind and considerate in your donkey-loving.

P.S. Regards to Eeyore.

Billy

I read on my blog that this is the real reason why Gordon Brown is stepping down as PM.

[Voodoo Billy]

Apparently that red briefcase is full of carrots.

[withahip]

Sorry Brian, he's more open to new experiences.

I had never realized the myriad of opportunities a hotel bathroom offered.


(Scrape off another star.)

[black francis]

It's a shame. That Marriott Marquis WAS a nice place.

[withahip]

Wanna keep a place classy?

Rule #1 - NO GLASS ELEVATORS

[DivaDiana77]

About two weeks ago my son was telling me how he wanted to go and live with Uncle Arthur instead of with me, but that I could come visit if I wanted.

I thought that was a little harsh, but it blew up in his face later that afternoon when he asked if I would play catch with him. I told him, "Why don't you ask Uncle Arthur to play catch with you?" (Uncle Arthur lives in NY so that was a pretty sweet burn.)

That's really funny. And sad. But funny.