Oil Spill from space

by **Mr. Brian** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:46 pm

withahip wrote:As I look around the room and see the amount of petroleum based products I use, I don't feel like I can really point any fingers.

your addiction to Vaseline is legendary

by **black francis** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:53 pm

Oh snap! .

by **withahip** » Sat May 01, 2010 6:46 am

by **Dr Cheese** » Sat May 01, 2010 9:54 am

Mr. Brian wrote:From the dinosaurs spaceships

Those pesky dinosaurs, they've ruined our planet. Bastards!

by **black francis** » Sun May 02, 2010 6:26 am

Evidence is coming to light that dinosaurs only drove gas guzzling, polluting SUVs

by **Voodoo Billy** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:22 pm

black francis wrote:Evidence is coming to light that dinosaurs only drove gas guzzling, polluting SUVs

And they were all female (or gay) as today?

by **black francis** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:00 pm

Paleontologists are still debating. I lean towards the hot lesbian action theory myself.

by **withahip** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:55 am

BP, now under federal scrutiny because of its role in the deadly Gulf of Mexico explosion and oil spill, is one of three finalists for a federal award honoring offshore oil companies for "outstanding safety and pollution prevention."

The winner of the award - chosen before the April 20 oil rig incident - was to be announced this coming Monday at a luncheon in Houston. But the U.S. Department of Interior this week postponed the awards ceremony, saying it needs to devote its resources to the ongoing situation resulting from the Deepwater Horizon oil rig explosion and fire.

by **Mr. Brian** » Mon May 03, 2010 7:57 am

withahip wrote:BP, now under federal scrutiny because of its role in the deadly Gulf of Mexico explosion and oil spill, is one of three finalists for a federal award honoring offshore oil companies for "outstanding safety and pollution prevention."

Outstanding indeed!

by **black francis** » Mon May 03, 2010 10:25 am

Isn't BP the one with the flowery, Earth first type commercials with acoustic guitars trying to claim they're doing all this stuff for the planet.

Oh and I guess SWAT also stands for Soil Water something something.

by **Mr. Brian** » Mon May 03, 2010 10:32 am

black francis wrote:Isn't BP the one with the flowery, Earth first type commercials with acoustic guitars trying to claim they're doing all this stuff for the planet.

I think you are right. Technically they are doing stuff. Maybe they should have been more specific. They didn't show any pix of oil covered sea life being scrubbed down with paper towels and Dawn soap.

by **withahip** » Mon May 03, 2010 1:56 pm

The implications for so many industries are enormous.
Jobs A to Z!

by **DivaDiana77** » Mon May 03, 2010 8:03 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:And they were all female (or gay) as today?

Hmmm, contrary to popular denial, being gay is not reproductively viable. Some lower order amphibious species actually change to the opposite sex in order to reproduce.

So far, this doesn't not happen electively except in humans--only with surgery and without reproductive capacity.

I believe we should go back to the useless medical advice thread...

by **tonywojo** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:42 pm

DivaDiana77 wrote:Hmmm, contrary to popular denial, being gay is not reproductively viable. Some lower order amphibious species actually change to the opposite sex in order to reproduce.

So far, this doesn't not happen electively except in humans--only with surgery and without reproductive capacity.

I believe we should go back to the useless medical advice thread...

c ur on later later

by **frackk00** » Tue May 11, 2010 2:07 am

Interesting. I'm sure this would make environmentalists quite furious.

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