stupid wrong lyrics

[Mr. Brian]

for 20 years I thought The Replacements song "I'll Be You" said:

Well I laughed half the way to Tokyo, I dreamt I was Serpico,
An' what that means I don't know

but I just learned it is:

Well I laughed half the way to Tokyo, I dreamt I was Surfer Joe,
An' what that means I don't know

Mine's better. I mean come on it's a Pacino reference and a cool movie. I think I'll write Mr. Westerberg a letter.

[kook]

Serpico, definitely!
Who would want to dream they were Surfer Joe?

Who is Surfer Joe??

[black francis]

I won't mention how many of these I got wrong

Everything takes you
Everything aches you
Everything breaks you
Everything spills you
Everything ills you
Everything kills you
Everything takes you
Everything makes you
Everything fakes you
Everything will's you
Everything chill's you
Everything kills you

[kook]

I won't mention how many of these I got wrong

Everything takes you
Everything aches you
Everything breaks you
Everything spills you
Everything ills you
Everything kills you
Everything takes you
Everything makes you
Everything fakes you
Everything will's you
Everything chill's you
Everything kills you

Go on! Let's see if they match up