Sometimes reality is funnier than fiction.
I'm having a cup of coffee when Randy Jackson's voice comes on the TV. "Yo, Dog - This is Randy Jackson. Get your tickets for "Pop Tarts presents American Idols Live!"
Coffee nearly shot out my nose.
"Pop Tarts presents..."
http://www.poptarts.com/americanidolslivetour/#home
Urban Dictionary defines pop tart:
n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon. "I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."
a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one). "Mtv is the pop tart channel"
coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs. "pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers - Avalon."
A guy that finishes very fast...like a one pump chump. "He is such a pop tart, he finished in 2 minutes."
Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)
By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:
"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."