My top non Bunnymen Desert Island Discs
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by JackT » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:57 pm
Red wrote:no neil diamond?
In my scenario he's there on the island with me, and I had to kill him because there's only enough coconuts for me and the native girl. The guilt would make his music unpleasant after that, I think.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by Red » Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:11 pm
JackT wrote:Red wrote:no neil diamond?
In my scenario he's there on the island with me, and I had to kill him because there's only enough coconuts for me and the native girl. The guilt would make his music unpleasant after that, I think.
ok, i can see your point!
pfft!
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:04 pm
black francis wrote:Back then I had no idea how a chick would even masturbate with a magazine.
Still not sure now that I think about it.
That's an easy one:
She rolls it up.
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by JackT » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:14 pm
Frank The Bunny wrote:black francis wrote:Back then I had no idea how a chick would even masturbate with a magazine.
Still not sure now that I think about it.
That's an easy one:
She rolls it up.
No, it's not that simple. That seems like it would be a little paper cuttery. I always thought she was looking at the magazine.
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:22 pm
JackT wrote:I always thought she was looking at the magazine.
Oh wow.
That completely changes the song for me.
I never even thought of that
STUPID STUPID STUPID
hey, wait.... what if she was Japanese, and fashioned some sort of origami phallus?
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by black francis » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:27 pm
Who masturbates while looking at a magazine anymore? I haven't magazined it in years, decades maybe.
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:36 pm
black francis wrote:Who masturbates while looking at a magazine anymore? I haven't magazined it in years, decades maybe.
You're right.
I'm sticking with my origami penis theory.
That'd be a great name for a band - Origami Penis and the Foreskin Five!
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by JackT » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:49 pm
Frank The Bunny wrote:black francis wrote:Who masturbates while looking at a magazine anymore? I haven't magazined it in years, decades maybe.
You're right.
I'm sticking with my origami penis theory.
That'd be a great name for a band - Origami Penis and the Foreskin Five!
OH man you messed up. The great band name was Origami Penis Theory. (It's no Mexico Dynamite Truck Explosion, though.)
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:56 pm
JackT wrote:OH man you messed up. The great band name was Origami Penis Theory.
You're right. Maybe it could be 2 bands with a split single Origami Penis Theory b/w The Foreskin Five.
Origami Penis Theory's side would of course be a cover of The Vapors' "Turning Japanese"
Oh, on a side-note
By a show of hands, how many of you have tried folding a paper peepee?
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by black francis » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:02 pm
not me but I've done the vag thing with a my and a friend's hands.
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by Frank The Bunny » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:06 pm
black francis wrote:not me but I've done the vag thing with a my and a friend's hands.
I read that a lot dirtier than you meant it, I think.
It took me a moment to realize it was a response to my query regarding paper penis folding
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by black francis » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:21 pm
Frank The Bunny wrote:black francis wrote:not me but I've done the vag thing with a my and a friend's hands.
I read that a lot dirtier than you meant it, I think.
It took me a moment to realize it was a response to my query regarding paper penis folding
Yeah friday's posts are always a bit sketchy since I have 6 Newcastles on the lunch break. In my defense only on Fridays.
I didn't mean for it to be AS dirty as you read. Just slightly less.
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by violets » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:30 pm
moondance wrote:This is definitely the best thread!
I love how things degenerate so quickly here!
I was thinking the same thing Moons and gonna post right before I saw yours. It definitely took an interesting turn.
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