Red wrote:no neil diamond?
JackT wrote:Red wrote:no neil diamond?
In my scenario he's there on the island with me, and I had to kill him because there's only enough coconuts for me and the native girl. The guilt would make his music unpleasant after that, I think.
black francis wrote:Back then I had no idea how a chick would even masturbate with a magazine.
Still not sure now that I think about it.
Frank The Bunny wrote:black francis wrote:Back then I had no idea how a chick would even masturbate with a magazine.
Still not sure now that I think about it.
That's an easy one:
She rolls it up.
JackT wrote:I always thought she was looking at the magazine.
black francis wrote:Who masturbates while looking at a magazine anymore? I haven't magazined it in years, decades maybe.
Frank The Bunny wrote:black francis wrote:Who masturbates while looking at a magazine anymore? I haven't magazined it in years, decades maybe.
You're right.
I'm sticking with my origami penis theory.
That'd be a great name for a band - Origami Penis and the Foreskin Five!
JackT wrote:OH man you messed up. The great band name was Origami Penis Theory.
black francis wrote:not me but I've done the vag thing with a my and a friend's hands.
Frank The Bunny wrote:black francis wrote:not me but I've done the vag thing with a my and a friend's hands.
I read that a lot dirtier than you meant it, I think.
It took me a moment to realize it was a response to my query regarding paper penis folding
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