Five Years

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Postby tonywojo » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:42 pm

Kounelaki wrote:Feeling a little thin-skinned today, are we?


Maybe - I won't analyse it too much.

Too many Germaine Greers and William Shakespeares on here.

I save my best English for work - this is for fun!
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Postby Scouser » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:55 pm

tonywojo wrote:Maybe - I won't analyse it too much.

Too many Germaine Greers and William Shakespeares on here.

I save my best English for work - this is for fun!


Now that I would pay to see.

Wojo - "Shall I compare thy After Eight McFlurry to a summers day?"

Customer - "Yer what mate? Can I have a Big Mac meal with Diet Coke as the drink"

Wojo - "To go large or not to go large, that is the question"

Customer - "Are you taking the piss mate?"

Wojo - "No, kind sir. In my beginning is my end."

Customer - "Look dickhead, just take my fucking order or I'll remove those five stars from your crappy yellow badge and shove them up your fucking arse"

Wojo - "I am a haiku savant in a strange land"

Customer - "You are a fucking tit in McDonalds, thats what you are you prick. Forget it, Pizza Hut is just round the corner."

Wojo - "St Agnes Eve...ah bitter chill it was. Have a nice day now."
Mr. Brian, I find that offensive.

Scouser's inability to se others' point of view is rather grating.
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Postby tonywojo » Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:00 pm

Scouser wrote:Now that I would pay to see.

Wojo - "Shall I compare thy After Eight McFlurry to a summers day?"

Customer - "Yer what mate? Can I have a Big Mac meal with Diet Coke as the drink"

Wojo - "To go large or not to go large, that is the question"

Customer - "Are you taking the piss mate?"

Wojo - "No, kind sir. In my beginning is my end."

Customer - "Look dickhead, just take my fucking order or I'll remove those five stars from your crappy yellow badge and shove them up your fucking arse"

Wojo - "I am a haiku savant in a strange land"

Customer - "You are a fucking tit in McDonalds, thats what you are you prick. Forget it, Pizza Hut is just round the corner."

Wojo - "St Agnes Eve...ah bitter chill it was. Have a nice day now."


The joke's wearing a bit thin!

Where's your native scouse wit?

Some of us have style soft lad!

Youre about as original as ur crap taste in music!
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Postby Kounelaki » Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:20 pm

tonywojo wrote:Too many Germaine Greers and William Shakespeares on here.


Not to mention Keatses.
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Postby withahip » Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:50 pm

Can someone tell me what wojo wrote? I like him, but his posts are enigmas. Or enemas. Or whatever.
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Postby kook » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:46 am

DivaDiana77 wrote: Sorry if it's boring and I really don't mean to be pretentious. I'm just deeply saddened by something that was totally avoidable.
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Yes, uhem, that's great and all but there is a thread for this kind of thing. Post there and you don't need to apologise for being boring - pretentious, maybe.
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Postby DivaDiana77 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:51 am

kook wrote:Yes, uhem, that's great and all but there is a thread for this kind of thing. Post there and you don't need to apologise for being boring - pretentious, maybe.


It's not MEANT as pretentious. Someone mentioned it here so I answered it here. This isn't secret information. Fucking bullshit.
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Postby Scouser » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:32 am

tonywojo wrote:The joke's wearing a bit thin!

Where's your native scouse wit?

Some of us have style soft lad!

Youre about as original as ur crap taste in music!


I made Wojo write a complete sentence (well almost) ! I did it!

Anger is an energy.

Wojo - I salute you. I'm going to upgrade you from McDonalds employee to Security Guard. Now dont let me down.
Mr. Brian, I find that offensive.

Scouser's inability to se others' point of view is rather grating.
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Postby Scouser » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:42 am

DivaDiana77 wrote:It's not MEANT as pretentious. Someone mentioned it here so I answered it here. This isn't secret information. Fucking bullshit.


Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!

Can I suggest you settle this dispute in the style of the pillow fight from Duran Duran's "Girls On Film" video (uncensored version)? Please post the accompanying video on VT for all to see.
Mr. Brian, I find that offensive.

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Postby Frank The Bunny » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:29 am

Scouser wrote:Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!

Can I suggest you settle this dispute in the style of the pillow fight from Duran Duran's "Girls On Film" video (uncensored version)? Please post the accompanying video on VT for all to see.
In leiu of that, she could just fuck off and never return. Or she could post the video...then fuck off and never return.
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Postby JackT » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:51 am

Frank The Bunny wrote:In leiu of that, she could just fuck off and never return. Or she could post the video...then fuck off and never return.


May I humbly suggest a compromise position wherein the action of fucking off and never returning is captured on video?
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Postby DivaDiana77 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:05 pm

It wasn't a cat fight. I'm just sick of people thinking I'm putting on airs and being pretentious when I'm not that kind of person. Some people take things the wrong way.
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Postby Dr Cheese » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:09 pm

DivaDiana77 wrote: Some people take things the wrong way.

Can we have a video of that too please.
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Just to thank you one more time
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:05 pm

Dr Cheese wrote:Can we have a video of that too please.


Maybe we could all chip in through the PayPal link to pay for a decent cameraman?
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Postby get in the car » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:14 pm

Agree with suggestions made by Scouser, Chuck, and Cheese above, so long as penguin suits or other avatar disguises are not worn by any participants (such clothing would probably negate any redeeming value, whether social or purely entertainment, in the footage captured).
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