Aw! Look what I just found. THe way he looks into the camera at about 41 sec.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmRp-KOyrLA[/youtube]
The Obligatory Contented of Hove Thread
I meant the spelling
by Kounelaki » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:16 am
A Quebecker on the South Bank event:
Love the bit about Gene Simmons.
a few things from the discussion (not in chronological order, that's what I remember from the discussion)
someone asked him about the translations, he said he was worried that it would take away a lot from the book, because the language was a very important part of it.
someone asked him his opinion about the fact that he’s an icon, and the person said “if Gene Simmons wrote a song called No Pussy Blues, everybody would say it’s awful, but when you write it everyone says it’s art”. Nick replied “because it is, and anyway, Gene Simmons can’t even write a song” (not sure if it was his exact words but you get what he meant) and everybody in the audience applaused
he said he was worried to go to Ottawa, because that’s where Avril Lavigne is from, and that there might be an “Avril Lavigne fatwa”
he and John Hillcoat watched documentaries about salesmen in the USA in the 70s to prepare the movie. They also interviewed english salesman.
he's tired of being called a misogynist, “just because I murder chicks in my songs”
he won’t do any readings of ATASTA during his tour. but maybe next year there'll be an audiobook of ATASTA
The best part was when Nick tried to describe how the iphone app works… ROTFL!!!
I think the discussion was more interesting and more funny than the one at the iTunes festival
Love the bit about Gene Simmons.
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by kook » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:19 am
This used to be a favourite of mine back in the day:
Well, I lived with one
Well, I lived with one, I lived with two,
I even lived with a third
I wanna tell you about number one
He was a miserable shitwringing turd
Like he reminded me of some evil gnome
Shakin hands was like shakin a hot, fat, oily bone
Holdin on for far too long
Yes he took me in, he took me in
He said that I looked pale and thin
I told him he looked fat
His lips were red and lickin wet
His house was roastin hot
In fact it was a fuckin slum
Scum! Scum!
Well then he hooked up with some slut from the same game
Black snow! Black snow!
Cocksuckstress, and I should know
Mean and vicious, her microphone always smelled suspicious
His and herpes bath towel type
If you know what I mean
I could not look at him, worm
He'd be takin a shower and who should walk in
He was the epitome of their type
Her middle name was Welcome, his was Wipe
Scum! Scum!
Well you're on the shit list
Thrust and twist, twist and screw
You gave me a bad review
And maybe you think that it's all just water under the bridge
Well my UNfriend, I'm the type that holds a grudge
I'm your creator
I think you fuckin traitor, chronic masturbator,
Shitlicker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger!
What rock did you crawl from?
Which ..... did you come?
You Judas, Brutus, Vitus, Scum!
Hey four-eyes, come
That's right, it's a gun
Face is bubble, blood, and ...... street
Snowman with six holes clean into his fat fuckin guts
Psychotic drama mounts
Guts well deep then a spring is fount (?)
I unload into his eyes
Blood springs
Dead snow
Blue skies
Well, I lived with one
Well, I lived with one, I lived with two,
I even lived with a third
I wanna tell you about number one
He was a miserable shitwringing turd
Like he reminded me of some evil gnome
Shakin hands was like shakin a hot, fat, oily bone
Holdin on for far too long
Yes he took me in, he took me in
He said that I looked pale and thin
I told him he looked fat
His lips were red and lickin wet
His house was roastin hot
In fact it was a fuckin slum
Scum! Scum!
Well then he hooked up with some slut from the same game
Black snow! Black snow!
Cocksuckstress, and I should know
Mean and vicious, her microphone always smelled suspicious
His and herpes bath towel type
If you know what I mean
I could not look at him, worm
He'd be takin a shower and who should walk in
He was the epitome of their type
Her middle name was Welcome, his was Wipe
Scum! Scum!
Well you're on the shit list
Thrust and twist, twist and screw
You gave me a bad review
And maybe you think that it's all just water under the bridge
Well my UNfriend, I'm the type that holds a grudge
I'm your creator
I think you fuckin traitor, chronic masturbator,
Shitlicker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger!
What rock did you crawl from?
Which ..... did you come?
You Judas, Brutus, Vitus, Scum!
Hey four-eyes, come
That's right, it's a gun
Face is bubble, blood, and ...... street
Snowman with six holes clean into his fat fuckin guts
Psychotic drama mounts
Guts well deep then a spring is fount (?)
I unload into his eyes
Blood springs
Dead snow
Blue skies
Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
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