Beady Eye - Different Gear, Still Speeding

by **Dave Smith** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:00 pm

Hey this beats a Liam Gallagher thread!Ive always been appalled by monkey arses.Just go to Twycross zoo.We once went to the Monkey World,Dorset and I watched a gorilla shit in his hand,come up to the window,eat it,then smear whats left on the window(I think Beady eye must have been on the tannoy).My Mrs bought an 'Ive been to Monkey World' sticker which meant I sang Half Mans 'we've seen the prices at the zoo' for the next two years non-stop.It then disentegrated and I couldnt get the fucking monkey sticker outline of its head off the car window.Ever.It went with car to auction.......thats the sticker not the monkey.

But without monkeys you wouldnt get jokes that end 'I said ping pong balls,not King Kong's balls'

by **Voodoo Billy** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:15 am

If girlwithnoname doesn't get a band name based on that post, she'll never get one.

Monkey arses

King Kong's balls

Gorilla shit in my hand

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:51 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUMWy4hqAg[/youtube]

by **Voodoo Billy** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:28 am

I loved that show when I was about 9. How Pigsy never won a best actor Oscar I will never know.

by **fat cherry** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:16 am

all the usual bollocks. but funny implaces.

http://thequietus.com/articles/05763-beady-eye-liam-gallagher-interview

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:19 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:If girlwithnoname doesn't get a band name based on that post, she'll never get one.

Monkey arses

King Kong's balls

Gorilla shit in my hand

We are still looking for a name, except for our drummer, who thinks we should be called "Galactic Cannibalism". The rest of us are unconvinced.

2nd edit note: Wow, I can't spell today--and I do professional editing!

by **JackT** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:28 pm

girlwithnoname wrote:We are still looking for a name, except for our drummer, who thinks we should be called "Galactic Cannibalism". The rest of us are unconvinced.

2nd edit note: Wow, I can't spell today--and I do professional editing!

Tell your drummer his name sucks.

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:05 pm

JackT wrote:Tell your drummer his name sucks.

Our drummer is a she. We're trying not to hurt her feelings.

by **JackT** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:43 pm

Then I declare your band name to be "Too Many Chicks."

Make it so.

by **girlwithnoname** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:56 pm

JackT wrote:Then I declare your band name to be "Too Many Chicks."

Make it so.

I'm sorry, Jack, I forgot to cater to your specific tastes. The new line up looks like this:

Happy now?

by **crystal89** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:59 am

Listened to the preview clips on iTunes,
and only made it through a few songs.

Absolute rubbish!!

I'd buy a copy just to urinate on it.

Liam sounds a bit better though, must be the FX on his vocals.

Oasis minus Noel equals Beady eye. remember the pixies song about that?

by **JackT** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:09 am

girlwithnoname wrote:I'm sorry, Jack, I forgot to cater to your specific tastes. The new line up looks like this:

You may go with your bandmate's suggested name of "Galactic Cannibals" on the condition that you eat each other.

It's the only way it makes sense from a logical standpoint.

by **withahip** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:33 am

Sometimes a human being has gotta say fuck logic.

by **girlwithnoname** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:31 pm

JackT wrote:You may go with your bandmate's suggested name of "Galactic Cannibals" on the condition that you eat each other.

It's the only way it makes sense from a logical standpoint.

How about "Galactic Lesbian Cannibals"?

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:48 pm

Which volume are you searching for?

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