"Morrissey Blasts Royal Wedding"

[the ghost of guitarplayer]

That's similar to a personal experience where I got into an argument with a Lord in the Household Calvary, nearly ended up in fisticuffs - not that I hobnob with Lords and Dukes. Way out of my league. May have gone to a decent enough university and could have gone to a respected private school on a scholarship (turned it down as I wanted to go to a ordinary Grange Hill like comp), but certainly would not want to be one of those top hat wearing lot.