goddamn Radiohead

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:16 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:That'll learn me. Only pulling your leg Ghostie

How dare you. I have no legs.

by **black francis** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:19 pm

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:41 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:How dare you. I have no legs.

Sincerest apologies, I didn't understand you were the ghost of Douglas Bader.

by **Dave Smith** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:10 pm

And chants were heard from the east to the west,FOUR LEGS GOOD BUT NO LEGS BEST!!!!!!!!!!!

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:32 pm

Voodoo Billy wrote:Sincerest apologies, I didn't understand you were the ghost of Douglas Bader.

Oddly, I had lunch last Sunday at the very pub that Douglas probably frequented during the war - so perhaps I am he. Nice waitress there. Pretty young thing. She thought my ability to walk, tobacco pipe in mouth and erect pipe in the trousers was spiffing. I am determined to woo her.

by **Voodoo Billy** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:40 pm

the ghost of guitarplayer wrote:Oddly, I had lunch last Sunday at the very pub that Douglas probably frequented during the war - so perhaps I am he. Nice waitress there. Pretty young thing. She thought my ability to walk, tobacco pipe in mouth and erect pipe in the trousers was spiffing. I am determined to woo her.

Woooooo, wooooooo, goes with the territory being a ghost I suppose.

by **Dave Smith** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:49 am

Fucking genius of Nigel Blackwell..

Half Man Half Biscuit
Arthur's Farm lyrics

Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader
Went down to the Animal Farm.
Douglas bored a boar,
With his stories from the war.
And explained about the boil on his palm.

Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
Come the hour of four, they were legless to be sure,
Not one of them had even had a wink,
Of sleep.

Everybody sang as loud as they could,
"Two legs bad, but four legs good!"
This made the boys feel pretty oppressed.

Came the new realm, it was A. A. at the Helm",
While Dougie played lufftwafer on the roof
After amputating limbs all the others wrote new hymns
And a sign post read secondhand hooves.
Years passed by, double glazing in the sty.
It was good, but it was total apathy!
Everybody arsed around
As the Beast of England Sound,
Had been ruined by a busy busy bee!
And chants were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
Invalidity reigned supreme.
And shouts were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
one time visitors were now the regime.

by **the ghost of guitarplayer** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:46 am

Coming to all good theatres soon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9x3r4VWAyE

This bloke... I pull faces like this when I hear the latest Bunnymen release or have been on the internet sex chatrooms for a little while.

by **the puppet** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:43 am

girlwithnoname wrote: My apathy is overwhelming.

I'm interested on apathy.

by **girlwithnoname** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:14 pm

Alright, I'm FINALLY listening to the new album. First song is hurting my brain....

by **girlwithnoname** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:59 pm

I have reached my bleep and bloop limit for the week now. I was, as expected, underwhelmed with this latest effort.

goddamn Radiohead

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