Glastonbury 2008 or is that 2007?

[Dave Smith]

Is it me or is it are the same fucking bands playing as last year?On Friday I watched Long Knives,Fratellis,Editors,Kings of Leon blah de blah boring de blah.May as well be at Wembley Stadium how sanitised,corporate(as in record companies rake it in after 'Glasto') and totally devoid of atmosphere the thing is.Juggling unicyclists sponsoring the charity for 'myopic,east asian,one limbed florists suffering with herpes' should be murdered on the way in.

Give me the Dudley Beer Festival anyday.At least you can singalong to Europe with the bands they put on.
Oh and that twat Jack White did a 'secret gig' infront of 10,000.Big fucking secret that.Christ I hate 'Glasto'.Pretentious unwashed wankers all.

[Dr Cheese]

Why bother to tune in then?
These are obviously the deranged rantings of a madman.

[Dave Smith]

To fuel my derangement.Apparently Duffy played the 'show of the fest' and wore next to nothing.Why did you tune in DC?lol.

[Dr Cheese]

Why did you tune in DC?

Maybe I'm a pretentious, unwashed wanker!

[black francis]

Maybe I'm a pretentious, unwashed wanker!

Maybe?

[Dave Smith]

Maybe I'm a pretentious, unwashed wanker!

You need to turn Duffy off.You'll go blind.

[fat cherry]

well there is some overlap but i reckon its more to do with the telly producers view of what we ought to be looking at, obviously nobody is going to stay up til three to be watching some obscure band from indonesia on the world stage..... unless damon and his mates are going to turn up. if you were actually you could just miss all the bands you wanted to see by walking between stages at the appropriate time. As for duffy, she wasn't that naked was she? The footage I've seen on the bbc website wasn''t what you'd call daring. I've seen more flesh down the local wetherspoons on a friday night (and on a mostly unrelated note the local litten tree (we're well served for a small place here in the heart of oxfordshire) has closed and is reopening this week as a yates's with that bloke from two pints of lager and how many times can I say shag please ever so funny late night too long running television series, doing the honours, cant wait) anyway, duffy? give me alison goldfrapp any day of the week.
chez.

[Dr Cheese]

give me alison goldfrapp any day of the week.
chez.

Usually I'd agree but I thought she looked a bit rough at the weekend, anyway you can't beat high heels and a horses tail!

[electrabunny]

Is it me or is it are the same fucking bands playing as last year?l.

Come on now - what about Jigga? That was fresh wasn't it - what with the whole Oasis controversy and all?

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[withahip]

if you were actually you could just miss all the bands you wanted to see by walking between stages at the appropriate time.
chez.

you folks don't have tivo?

[tonywojo]

you folks don't have tivo?

Glastonbury was crap this year.

They needed Interpol there.

A bloke from work got robbed on the Friday.

[fat cherry]

you folks don't have tivo?

dunno what that is. We have a thing called common sense, which means forward planning, leave in time, don't talking to strangers and take your mum with you just make sure you don't do anything you're going to regret later. But often, on such occasions, something gets in the way, the old lady gets lost, your neatly hand written itinerary gets soaked so you cant read it and that natural high you bought doesn't do anything apart from make you wish you had some of the real stuff, and after talking to a little beardy bloke in a pair of overly expensive shades about THAT problem, and buying an organic sausage off lily Allen's dad you have to make it to the chilling fields just so you can be sick in peace, by that time the kaiser chiefs (acoustic set) have gone and its too far to walk back to where you came from without the fear of being chased by old man Allen because you gave him the wrong money, and in the event that he catches you, far from giving you a well deserved beating you have to listen to him going on and on about the time he got his nob out in the Groucho (larf larf, eh mate, go on, say 'cock' again, larf larf larf). So if what you've got prevents all that I'm all for it.