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Postby Malbert » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:18 am

...I was gone, but I have returned. Now get back to work.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:32 am

Did you get plenty of action?
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Postby Malbert » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:49 am

By "action" do you mean was my outgoing flight delayed because of weather which made me miss my connecting flight home so I had to stay overnight at a hotel in a city I didn't want to be in (at my expense, of course) so I didn't get home until Mon. instead of Sun.? Then yes, I got plenty of "action".
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Postby JackT » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:58 am

Malbert wrote:By "action" do you mean was my outgoing flight delayed because of weather which made me miss my connecting flight home so I had to stay overnight at a hotel in a city I didn't want to be in (at my expense, of course) so I didn't get home until Mon. instead of Sun.? Then yes, I got plenty of "action".


You dirty little minx.
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Postby black francis » Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:18 pm

Malbert knows what Jack likes to hear.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:26 pm

Did anyone watch you land?
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Postby black francis » Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:38 pm

Let us know but tell the story real slow and sexy like.
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Postby Malbert » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:40 pm

Oh yeah, I landed all right. The plane ,see, was coming in nice and slow, back and forth, back and forth, and, ooo, it felt sooooo good. I made sure I had my seatbelt fastened, nice and tight, just like the captain said I should, but usually I don't do what I'm told because I'm naughty. But then the plane landed with a very subtle bump and grind, and that was the best part because I could fell the vibration from the tires in my seat. Who needs that Rammstein briefcase anyway? After that exciting and satisfying landing, we taxied down the runway just how I like it until I reached my final destination, and many, many people were watching. It was just soooo right, and I can't wait to do it again, know what I mean? :wink:
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:43 pm

Was it just the pilot or was the co-pilot along for the ride as well?
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Postby Malbert » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:47 pm

I was riding them both :wink:
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Postby black francis » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:12 pm

All I have to say is bravo.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:24 pm

YeeeeHaaaa!
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Postby Malbert » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:45 pm

Perverts...
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Postby withahip » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:15 pm

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Postby Malbert » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:15 am

That's exactly why I never wanted to be a flight attendant.
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