Is he dead?
Seems remarkably quiet round here at the moment, and
some of the threads are not even remotely silly.
In fact they are almost bordering on actual discussion.
Maybe Lent has started but I thought Shrove Tuesday
was next week?
Where Did Black Francis Go?
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Where Did Black Francis Go?
by crystal89 » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:33 am
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Re: Where Did Black Francis Go?
by Malbert » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:03 am
crystal89 wrote:Is he dead?
Seems remarkably quiet round here at the moment, and
some of the threads are not even remotely silly.
In fact they are almost bordering on actual discussion.
Maybe Lent has started but I thought Shrove Tuesday
was next week?
Lent hasn't started yet. Maybe he was lightsabred (sp? Is that even a verb? I just made it one) in his sleep?
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by Malbert » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:08 am
That's exactly what I'm saying 
Or the fact he was murdered with a weapon from the "Star Wars" movies (which is probably the way he'd choose to go). Another possibilty is that he's mourning Whitney Houston's death.
Or the fact he was murdered with a weapon from the "Star Wars" movies (which is probably the way he'd choose to go). Another possibilty is that he's mourning Whitney Houston's death.
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by girlwithnoname » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:14 am
I'm actually holding him captive in my dungeon. He has committed many transgressions and is in solitary confinement until I decide what to do.
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by Malbert » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:05 am
girlwithnoname wrote:I'm actually holding him captive in my dungeon. He has committed many transgressions and is in solitary confinement until I decide what to do.
"It puts lotion on it's skin".
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:53 am
Malbert wrote:"It puts lotion on it's skin".
He puts it on his derriere
And then he takes the saber there.
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by black francis » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:15 pm
Actually when my time comes it's gonna be via auto-erotic asphyxiation. I think I've been consistent on this topic for a number of years now.
I appreciate everyone's concern for my hell bound soul though.
I appreciate everyone's concern for my hell bound soul though.
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With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by black francis » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:27 pm
What's Lent BTW?
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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