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Postby JackT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:33 am

black francis wrote:Ivan touched me inappropriately twice last week and I'm planning another two incidents for next week.

Fucking sick that Ivan is.


Unbelievable.

Why is kook awake?
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Postby black francis » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:35 am

I think you need another edit or two Jack.
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Postby JackT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:35 am

black francis wrote:I think you need another edit or two Jack.


At least. My browser is acting up a little.
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Postby black francis » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:37 am

Have I always been a looser?
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Postby JackT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:38 am

black francis wrote:Have I always been a looser?


I've only known you for a few years man.
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Postby black francis » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:39 am

Feels like a lifetime. I saw two dudes at a juke box yesterday and got misty eyed.
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Postby JackT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:41 am

black francis wrote:Feels like a lifetime. I saw two dudes at a juke box yesterday and got misty eyed.


I hear you man. The other day some guy told me to eat a dick and I got sad remembering Frank.
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Postby black francis » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:43 am

Some dude offered to jerk me off the other night and I thought of withahip and his Broadway Special.
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Postby JackT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:44 am

black francis wrote:Some dude offered to jerk me off the other night and I thought of withahip and his Broadway Special.


Well that should take care of the new kids.
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Postby black francis » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:46 am

They were asking for it with all the talk about Mac's big hands.
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Postby JackT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:49 am

How many times can you be photographed wearing a dress before your hand size becomes a non-issue?
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Postby black francis » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:51 am

Looked more like a muumuu to me.
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Postby Voodoo Billy » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:46 am

JackT wrote:Unbelievable.

Why is kook awake?


Did she cook you breakfast?
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Postby JackT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:57 am

Voodoo Billy wrote:Did she cook you breakfast?


I'll have you know that kook is a married lady of high virtue. (The fact that she goes on and on about her tits is a mere personality quirk, which we indulge due to our fondness for her.)
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Postby kook » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:38 pm

JackT wrote:Unbelievable.

Why is kook awake?


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