Pickled Onion Day
by Voodoo Billy » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:54 pm
And women and toffs.
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by Voodoo Billy » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:02 pm
Malbert wrote:Are you saying women aren't in the "people" category?
You haven't seen women's tennis?
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by black francis » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:02 pm
Malbert wrote:Tennis is for people who don't play sports.
I play in the manliest way possible*
*which is like saying I'm the toughest guy in the Oprah Book Club
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by Malbert » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:18 pm
Voodoo Billy wrote:You haven't seen women's tennis?
I was going to suggest that Venus would make you her bitch in two seconds for that comment, but then I remembered she has that illness that makes you super tired so maybe she doesn't have the energy to kick your ass. And it could be Serena that has the illness. So my pseudo threat on their behalf didn't quite work out.
And Martina Navratilova really is a dude....can't fault you there.
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by Mr. Brian » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:51 pm
Mr. Brian wrote:Malbert is reaching for the stars...
Top posting users this month [January 2012]
Rank Username Posts Percent
1 black francis 167 21%
2 withahip 114 14%
3 Malbert 100 12%
4 Mr. Brian 97 12%
5 Voodoo Billy 96 12%
6 girlwithnoname 67 8%
7 crystal89 49 6%
8 JackT 41 5%
9 the ghost of guitarplayer 38 5%
10 fat cherry 36 4%
withahip drops like a rock, Malbert and VB move into 2nd and 3rd
Top posting users this month [January 2012]
1 black francis 215 21%
2 Malbert 155 15%
3 Voodoo Billy 124 12%
4 Mr. Brian 123 12%
5 withahip 115 11%
6 girlwithnoname 85 8%
7 crystal89 64 6%
8 JackT 46 5%
9 the ghost of guitarplayer 39 4%
10 fat cherry 37 4%
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by Voodoo Billy » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:26 pm
Thank you boss. Thank you!
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by girlwithnoname » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:07 pm
Voodoo Billy wrote:Thank you boss. Thank you!
Why are you thanking Mr. B? You should be thanking withahip for generously allowing you to move up the ladder by not posting.
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by black francis » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:12 pm
I'm no longer posting out of solidarity to Agent Ribbons. Farewell all.
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by crystal89 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:23 pm
very grateful of you!!
Hopefully i can consolidate my position,
betwwen me, Jack T and girlwithnoname fo a place in the top 6,
so I'd better get cracking!!
Hopefully i can consolidate my position,
betwwen me, Jack T and girlwithnoname fo a place in the top 6,
so I'd better get cracking!!
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by girlwithnoname » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:45 pm
I don't really care where I am on this list. ALL my posts are invaluable contributions to VT. Less can be more.
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by black francis » Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:08 am
Did you guys miss me?
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by Voodoo Billy » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:11 am
black francis wrote:Did you guys miss me?
Where did you go? For a piss?
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by black francis » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:36 am
Longest twenty minutes of my life. Am I like in 7th place yet?
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