I'm having Big Foot's love child

by **black francis** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:13 pm

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-claims ... 0000000001

by **Kounelaki** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:16 am

It was only a matter of time, black francis. :razz:

by **JackT** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:42 am

You've never really been molested until you've been molested by Bigfoot.

by **JackT** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:43 am

This also lays to rest one of the most common objections raised by Bigfoot skeptics: "If Bigfoot is real, why hasn't it molested anybody?"

by **black francis** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:58 am

Kounelaki wrote:It was only a matter of time, black francis.

The family wants me to get rid of it but this baby will be loved.

by **black francis** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:20 am

JackT wrote:This also lays to rest one of the most common objections raised by Bigfoot skeptics: "If Bigfoot is real, why hasn't it molested anybody?"

I knew Bigfoot was real when I saw that lady on the History Channel who said a family of Bigfoots (what the hell does one call a group of Bigfoots?) stop by to visit and borrow a cup of sugar from time to time. There was this Russian anthropologist who totally believed her. It was pretty awesome. Best part was when she told him about watching a Bigfoot take down a deer and he was reenacting it on a dummy deer. Poor guy he seemed so nice and earnest.

by **Frank The Bunny** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:06 pm

JackT wrote:You've never really been molested until you've been molested by Bigfoot.

It's not his bigfoot I'd be most concerned about.

by **zabird** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:42 pm

black francis wrote:I knew Bigfoot was real when I saw that lady on the History Channel who said a family of Bigfoots (what the hell does one call a group of Bigfoots?) stop by to visit and borrow a cup of sugar from time to time. There was this Russian anthropologist who totally believed her. It was pretty awesome. Best part was when she told him about watching a Bigfoot take down a deer and he was reenacting it on a dummy deer. Poor guy he seemed so nice and earnest.

was it one of those fake deer they put out to snare illegal hunters?

by **black francis** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:00 am

I'm not sure as I haven't illegally hunt deer in years. I've moved on to Rhino for their horns. Aphrodisiac purposes.

by **zabird** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:33 am

black francis wrote:I'm not sure as I haven't illegally hunt deer in years. I've moved on to Rhino for their horns. Aphrodisiac purposes.

It worked on Bigfoot :razz:

by **black francis** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:44 am

zabird wrote:It worked on Bigfoot

Yeah but now Nessie is jealous.

by **Mr. Brian** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:52 pm

I'm surprised I beat black francis to this one. Two hunters in Georgia say that have the body of a Bigfoot

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoo ... =hpmostpop

by **black francis** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:14 am

Don't worry you didn't.

http://forum.villiersterrace.com/viewto ... 3&start=60

I'd bet the dude was really molested by Bigfoot before this pans out.

by **black francis** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:48 pm

One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis."

Bigfoot however does exist

by **moondance** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:21 am

black francis wrote:One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis."

Bigfoot however does exist

If he was 4% human and 96% possum, wouldn't he be alot smaller? And wouldn't he have a prehensile tail?

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