Euro 2016

[Voodoo Billy]

Bloody Welsh, coming over here taking our jobs and shagging our sheep!

We have plenty of our own to keep us satisfied thank you very much. And we're big enough to admit our nocturnal ovine activities, we don't blame it on the Russians.

[Kounelaki]

Never thought I'd read the words "nocturnal ovine activities" on VT. Chapeau l'artiste !

Italy looked good yesterday.

My dad calls Belgium "the team with Prince Harry". He hasn't noticed the young Charles de Gaulle in goal yet.

[Kounelaki]

Euro 2016 quiz: identify the players by their tattoos
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... rs-tattoos

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[Kounelaki]

When asked which England players would get into Wales’s side Bale was clear. “None,” he said.

[Voodoo Billy]

:lol: Never thought I'd read the words "nocturnal ovine activities" on VT. Chapeau l'artiste !

Italy looked good yesterday.

My dad calls Belgium "the team with Prince Harry". He hasn't noticed the young Charles de Gaulle in goal yet.

I think I may have done my conkers with that fiver on Belgium. They looked like Everton last season, slow, laboured, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, shit we've lost th ball. I hope Lukaku doesn't play, his value is going down by £5m every time he steps on the pitch.

[Kounelaki]

Someone described Belgium as France under Domenech: individually talented but with a manager unable to get them to play as a team. Guess they've been hyped in the British press as they have so many PL players, including Sideshow Bob.

[Voodoo Billy]

Someone described Belgium as France under Domenech: individually talented but with a manager unable to get them to play as a team. Guess they've been hyped in the British press as they have so many PL players, including Sideshow Bob.

Can't believe how like Everton under Martinez they play, dominating possession in the first two thirds of the pitch and toothless up front.

[Kounelaki]

Well-done to Iceland for not giving CR7 a reason to take his shirt off. He is a rather odd shade of orange these days.

[Dr Cheese]

Has Ronaldo's head shrunk in relation to his over inflated ego? It just looks too small for his body these days, his Adam's Apple is almost the same size.

[Voodoo Billy]

Everton home for the derby on December 17th. Bunnymen Christmas show to follow in the evening would be nice.

[Dr Cheese]

You'd be too depressed to enjoy the Bunnymen VB.

[Kounelaki]

Has Ronaldo's head shrunk in relation to his over inflated ego? It just looks too small for his body these days, his Adam's Apple is almost the same size.

We’d recommend Ronaldo take a long hard look at himself in the mirror if we didn’t know that he already spends several hours a day doing exactly that.

[Voodoo Billy]

Has Ronaldo's head shrunk in relation to his over inflated ego? It just looks too small for his body these days, his Adam's Apple is almost the same size.

We’d recommend Ronaldo take a long hard look at himself in the mirror if we didn’t know that he already spends several hours a day doing exactly that.

Though it appears he doesn't spend quite as much time looking at himself in the mirror as Dr Cheese spends looking at him. There's nothing like romance is there?

[Dr Cheese]

Though it appears he doesn't spend quite as much time looking at himself in the mirror as Dr Cheese spends looking at him. There's nothing like romance is there?

Come on, the tiny head, the giant Adam's Apple, who could blame me for staring in awe!

[Kounelaki]

Супер Марио!

Russian fan, Lille