Super rad event I was selected for!

[black francis]

I sometimes cheat on this forum over at a golf forum and seven members were selected to test driver shafts for a month, go to San Diego to the Project X offices for two days, be fitted for my very own, one of a kind driver shaft, watch it be rolled and baked, choose my own graphics and colors, play 18 holes of golf and then drink craft beer. My mascara is running down my cheeks as I type this.

[Mr. Brian]

This forum has gone downhill. You said shaft 2x and made no sexual innuendo whatsoever. I miss the old days.

[black francis]

I was setting you guys up with comedy gold. All you had to do is run with it.

[black francis]

But because I'm a team player...

[Mr. Brian]

Thanks for the nostalgia!

[Dr Cheese]

I'm sorry everybody but golf is shite and I'm going to type FACT! which means it must be true.

[Mr. Brian]

I'm sorry everybody but golf is shite and I'm going to type FACT! which means it must be true.

Not my thing. I waste my time with other endeavors. None of them involve getting baked and grasping another mans long hard shaft on a hot sweaty afternoon while the ladies go shopping, but I don't judge. People should be happy.

[Voodoo Billy]

I'm sorry everybody but golf is shite and I'm going to type FACT! which means it must be true.

Not my thing. I waste my time with other endeavors. None of them involve getting baked and grasping another mans long hard shaft on a hot sweaty afternoon while the ladies go shopping, but I don't judge. People should be happy.

Very true boss, I have yet to meet a man I would enjoy an afternoon alone with in a field (except Black Francis of course and he lives too far away ).

[Voodoo Billy]

This forum has gone downhill. You said shaft 2x and made no sexual innuendo whatsoever. I miss the old days.

[Voodoo Billy]

Mr Brian, please arrange for my shaft to be rolled forthwith or I will be searching for another forum.

[Mr. Brian]

Mr Brian, please arrange for my shaft to be rolled forthwith or I will be searching for another forum.

Ok but only because you said "forthwith". That turns me on.

[black francis]

Here's video of me and the other participants rolling our "shafts". Mine is an extra stiff, 45" black shaft I named Tyrone from my time in prison.

[Mr. Brian]

Here's video of me and the other participants rolling our "shafts". Mine is an extra stiff, 45" black shaft I named Tyrone from my time in prison.

I recall a time when clickbait like this would generate all sorts of nasty and delightful replies. My how times have changed.

[black francis]

It's like I don't even know you people.

[In The Margins]

It's like I don't even know you people.

It's because we're having difficulty identifying you, from among the males, rolling their shafts, really fast.

Are you the bald guy, the fat guy, the girl holding the phone, the baseball cap guy?

Give us a clue. Then we can make fun of you. And your shaft, which is probably magnificent.