Oldie but goodie
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Oldie but goodie
by black francis » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:20 pm
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by Malbert » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:39 pm
I read something about things men do or don't do and why or why not it "makes them gay". These were the only three I could remember, but about 20 things were listed.
If you pose naked with other men, you're gay.
If you suck on lollipops, you're gay. The only thing straight men suck on are beers and womens' breasts.
If you drive with both hands on the steering wheel, you're gay.
This is not scientific of course.
If you pose naked with other men, you're gay.
If you suck on lollipops, you're gay. The only thing straight men suck on are beers and womens' breasts.
If you drive with both hands on the steering wheel, you're gay.
This is not scientific of course.
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by black francis » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:55 pm
Malbert wrote:
If you pose naked with other men, you're gay.
If you suck on lollipops, you're gay. The only thing straight men suck on are beers and womens' breasts.
If you drive with both hands on the steering wheel, you're gay.
Uh oh.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by Voodoo Billy » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:14 pm
Malbert wrote:
If you suck on lollipops, you're gay. The only thing straight men suck on are beers and womens' breasts.
Well they should put them both on a stick. Now!
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