withahip's Mesopotmian Ancestor Tells Jokes

by **JackT** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:22 am

Oldest known recorded jokes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... l?ITO=1490

These jokes are recorded in cunieform on clay tablets-- an ancient analog of the Youtube post.

One example joke:

Q: 'The deflowered girl did not become pregnant. The undeflowered girl became pregnant. What is it?'

A: Auxiliary forces.

Get it?

by **Malbert** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:35 am

I heard this one the other day:

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.