black francis wrote:Two handfuls actually.
How big are Jack's hands?
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:15 pm
How big are Jack's hands?
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by Malbert » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:52 pm
girlwithnoname wrote:I hope certain people don't scare you off! black francis is a real handful. I'm nice, though.
I'm never going to claim to be nice; I'll describe myself as a stick of dynamite with a swirly cotton candy flavored sucker on top (who's short).
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by black francis » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:09 pm
Voodoo Billy wrote:How big are Jack's hands?
Jack's hands are large, soft and inviting.
With the Force as his ally he did battle with the Dark Lord. And he showed the measure of a true Jedi at a place called "The Death Star" where hope for the Galaxy was reborn. May all who struggle against tyranny hold his memory in their hearts
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by Voodoo Billy » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:45 pm
black francis wrote:Jack's hands are large, soft and inviting.
And probably need a wipe by now.
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by JackT » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:50 pm
black francis wrote:Two handfuls actually.
Wrong. It's handsful.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by girlwithnoname » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:30 pm
JackT wrote:Wrong. It's handsful.
Your dexterity with the English language is breathtaking, Jack...
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by black francis » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:33 pm
So's his dexterity with a cock.
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by JackT » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:18 pm
black francis wrote:So's his dexterity with a cock.
It's prehensile, you know.
"He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits."
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by Voodoo Billy » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:30 am
girlwithnoname wrote:Billy, you only got pictures because you suggested in the forum I might be a porker.
Pining for the pork of the porkerpine.
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