Nothin says "I Love America" like Burn a Quran Day

[Frank The Bunny]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdtFk_V6A4M[/youtube]

[Dr Evil]

Makes no difference. Muslims (or at least the low-IQ inbreds that follow the Saudi version of Islam) will always be angry. I guess I'd be angry if all I had to look forward to was compulsory intermarriage with a mutant masculinised by a hyper-premature puberty, a squint, a monobrow and a nose like a hawk (moustache optional.) I might even want to take that anger out on successful out-bred societies with beautiful women by blowing myself and everyone else up with me.

[Frank The Bunny]

still... a pretty funny video. It's sacrilicious

[DivaDiana77]

People always burn stuff out of protest. Flags...effigies...

Though usually churches and God books are off limits. They ought to find a better way to deal with it. Maybe they were never really going to do it, but just wanted the media attention. Good shock value. It's the American way.

[JackT]

Good shock value. It's the American way.

Shock value? Burning Bibles is an art exhibit. You can get funding from the NEA to do it.

[withahip]

(AP) While attempting to condemn the Muslim religion, Reverend Jones of Gainesville, Florida accidentally set the Old Testament ablaze to the shock of Christians and librarians worldwide.

“It was an honest mistake. The two books, especially the early chapters, are just so similar,” Rev. Jones argued.

The accidental burning became apparent to church parishioners when Jones, watching the burning book, pulled out the Koran, raised it over his head and yelled, “This is the true word of God!”

Upon realization of what Jones had done, parishioners immediately knelt and then immediately stood and then immediately knelt. This continued for a few confused minutes.

“It was terrible,” Jones’ daughter told reporters. “It was even worse than when he made us where those Jesus t-shirts the first day of school and take down my Justin Bieber posters!”

Liberals concerned with burning books and the Evangelical Right have suddenly found themselves agreeing on an issue causing even more grief throughout the United States.

Sarah Palin and her local librarian shared a tearful embrace despite meeting for the very first time.

“She said she wanted to know more about libraries. I think there may be a silver lining,” librarian Pinkerton said.

Throughout much of the Muslim world Reverend Jones has become a hero. In ultra rural Afghanistan, the Taliban have been said to be repealing their ban on idolatry as the likeness of Jones is being carved into the side of one of the Hindu Kush Mountains.

“He has become a hero throughout the Islamic world,” Qari Din Mohammad said. “Muslims the world over have proclaimed today ‘Burn A Bible Day.’ Thank you Imam Jones.”

[JackT]

(AP) While attempting to write a political parody, a local Buffalo man failed miserably after gratuitously inserting Sarah Palin references, local authorities reported Sunday.

"I was kinda-sorta on board with the sophomoric equation of Christian and Muslim intolerance", an anonymous reader reported, "but the Palin part really lost me. Is this a reference to that thing where she wanted to close libraries or something? I don't get it."

Sources close to the would-be parody writer reveal that he is considering sticking to his day job-- posting mostly irrelevant Youtube videos.

[withahip]

(AP) Resident VT conservative and Sarah Palin lover Jack T becomes predictably upset when his favorite Republican is joked about.

[withahip]

(AP)Investigative reporter Ben Dover, upon discovering the identity of anonymous reader as being VT member Jack T was shocked that such an erudite poster on VT becomes so defensive about a politician who took five years and four colleges to get her BA in journalism.

Sources close to the reader suspect a one sided romantic affair that Palin is unaware of.

[Dr Evil]

Both the Bible and the Koran have caused untold human misery. It makes no difference what their original intent was-Jesus seems like a good bloke, but even his message was corrupted and exploited by organised religion with terrible results.

[Voodoo Billy]

(AP) While attempting to write a political parody, a local Buffalo man failed miserably after gratuitously inserting Sarah Palin references, local authorities reported Sunday.

I never thought I'd read a post with the phrase "inserting Sarah Palin" which was written by anyone other than BF.

[withahip]

As far as why Palin was inserted into the story - AlphaJack must be unaware of her supreme love of the Holy Book. for a guy that loves her so much and gets in such a tizzy when she is joked about, it is quite surprising. She just spoke at Glenn Beck's rally about taking America back. (How Jack read burning libraries into it is beyond me. Stick to physics.)

http://theweek.com/article/index/202838 ... -the-bible

Sarah Palin: Base law on the Bible
Palin's latest declaration — that America's law should be explicitly based on the Ten Commandments — is confounding critics

[Mr. Brian]

Sarah Palin: Base law on the Bible
Palin's latest declaration — that America's law should be explicitly based on the Ten Commandments — is confounding critics

I am against this because I feel that coveting a neighbors slave is a constitutional right god damn it.

[withahip]

But you risk a good smiting.

[Mr. Brian]

But you risk a good smiting.

maybe stonings for adultery will come back in fashion as Old Testament law dictates