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Postby Frank The Bunny » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:00 am

Why is Michael Jackson selling Neverland Ranch?

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Postby Mr. Brian » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:32 am

What do Michael Jackson and KMart have in common?:

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Postby Frank The Bunny » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:39 am

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

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Postby JackT » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:00 am

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

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Postby moondance » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:17 pm

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Postby Frank The Bunny » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:27 pm

An Essex girl and a paddy are having a drink in a bar and the paddy is wearing a pair of wellies. One of the wellies has an L on it and the other has an R on it.

So bimbette Essex slapper says to paddy: "Oi Geezer, why 'ave u got an L on one wellie and an R on the uvva?"

"Well" says Paddy "oim a bit tick so I have an L ta tell me dat its me left foot and an R to tell its me right foot fa when oi put tem arn"

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Postby JackT » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:55 pm

What's the difference between oral and anal sex?


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