What site would you recommend for finding My One True Love?

by **Frank The Bunny** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:20 am

I want people to see me for what I have on the inside.
I am beautiful on the inside. (On the outside, not so much)
But when I meet girls in person, they run away. (even when I have my pants zipped up)
One girl even drove by me on Albert Dock and hurled insults. Didn't even have the decency to get out of the car.
The girls that don't run away or hurl insults out the car window - they only want one thing (s-e-x). And I don't put out.
I'm saving myself.
And I'm moving to Iceland.

by **Mr. Brian** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:37 am

I recommend stalking. Not the cyber kind but good old fashioned sneaking around in the shadows and maybe breaking into houses of those you are destined to be with and fondling their undergarments.

by **Frank The Bunny** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:43 am

Mr. Brian wrote:I recommend stalking. Not the cyber kind but good old fashioned sneaking around in the shadows and maybe breaking into houses of those you are destined to be with and fondling their undergarments.

But after I've broken into Her home, and I'm standing over Her bed as She sleeps and I'm sniffing Her Panties from the hamper... how do I know if She is My One True Love? Because Mrs. Brian didn't seem to be happy AT ALL when She woke up to find Me standing there (you were in New York)...especially when She saw the Stain I Made on the Duvet...and on Your Dog

by **withahip** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:51 am

www.budweiser.com

by **zabird** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:01 pm

Perhaps you need a cape, Frank.

by **black francis** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:56 pm

Or a little more consideration. Try whacking off into a cup and not all over your victim's er I mean true love's sheets.

by **DivaDiana77** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:11 pm

Dude, you have some serious issues! Try being a girl's friend first...either that or learn how to play guitar and start a band. I hear this works well. Making more money helps. Social skills help. Good luck.

by **Kounelaki** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:17 pm

It's like goldy and bronzey.

by **tonywojo** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:58 pm

DivaDiana77 wrote:Dude, you have some serious issues! Try being a girl's friend first...either that or learn how to play guitar and start a band. I hear this works well. Making more money helps. Social skills help. Good luck.

pulling your chain

by **zabird** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:45 pm

Mr. Brian wrote:I recommend stalking. Not the cyber kind but good old fashioned sneaking around in the shadows and maybe breaking into houses of those you are destined to be with and fondling their undergarments.

A popular pastime at one time for James Ellroy, apparently.

by **Mr. Brian** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:00 pm

Frank The Bunny wrote:But after I've broken into Her home, and I'm standing over Her bed as She sleeps and I'm sniffing Her Panties from the hamper... how do I know if She is My One True Love? Because Mrs. Brian didn't seem to be happy AT ALL when She woke up to find Me standing there (you were in New York)...especially when She saw the Stain I Made on the Duvet...and on Your Dog

Wow this is shocking. She never gets the duvet out for me.

by **DivaDiana77** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:36 pm

tonywojo wrote:pulling your chain

Yes, so was I.

by **black francis** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:21 pm

Good relations with the norks, I have

by **withahip** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:55 pm

Along with the bud link, this would be a good place for you to look Frank:

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/

by **Dr Evil** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:17 pm

Unfortunately, Spooky made me promise never to give you her address.

What site would you recommend for finding My One True Love?

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