http://www.michaelrosen.co.uk/hackneystreets2.html
And someone's posted this online:
"I had the German Measles
I had them very bad
They wrapped me in a blanket
And put me in a van
The van was very bumpy
I nearly tumbles out
And when i got to hospital
I heard a baby shout
'Mama, Dada take me home
From this little rusty home
I've been here a year or two
And now i want to stay with you!'
Here comes doctor doctor brown
looking up and looking down
'Are you ill or are you not?'
'Yes i am you silly clut!'
Here comes doctor clannister
sliding down the bannister
half way down he ripped his pants
and now he is doing the cha cha dance!
cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
cha cha cha cha
*whispered* cha cha chaaa!"
