Engrish.

[withahip]

http://engrish.com/

Now, in their defense - any language I have ever spoken - I sounded like Paris Hilton trying to be smart.

[blinkilite]

engrish has been a long time favorite of mine... i love all the silly things that come up... the asian people use english on things as a fashion statement, and don't always know (or care) what it means... similar to all those people getting tattoos of japanese symbols that they "think" mean love/happiness, but really mean beef with broccoli.

[moondance]

Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you
berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
anyting -- juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu
want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to
try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he asks her...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable" ?

[Lancashire Fusileer]

enjoying Copey's Japrocksampler at the moment, (the one about 60s-70s Jap Head bands)

Anyone who can release singles called Lets Go Ski Surf and I Know You Love Nuts About Him is a hero in my book